Everything posted by crash_davis
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Baba yaKKKa, John Hick https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/s/EWbFRpJePq
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Where's the part which says that his major is "Meat Judging"? Also, if he has sex (NTTAWWT) with Christian men, can he claim that he's spreading the gospel?
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Just absolute idiocy. Fuck you if you voted for this shit. From Reddit: Supposedly some other people were running from cops and pushed her to the ground. She asked an officer chasing for help and was then mistaken for one of the people running away and detained. She was then held without notifying her husband who was traveling with them, but not with them at the time, for six hours until she was released at 11pm. I can only assume it was six hours of trying to figure out what they could charge her with so they wouldn’t have to admit they fucked up.
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
This is all for show. There isn't a damn thing Louisiana can do about chemtrails. Science, how does it work? The dipshit charlatans in the LA House know this. It's just to appease the absolute idiotic masses that they did "something". That the charlatans can even entertain doing shit this stupid tells you what you need to know about their voting base.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
It depends on when and where. With the drought, there's not much run off of herpegonnorsyphillaids. Stay upstream of Shoal Creek and Waller Creek which are the waste canals through the city. After a rain, just don't get in the any of the 3 lakes for a few days. Town Lake upstream from Mopac is basically Lake Austin water.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
He spent 100s of millions to help elect the fuckstains and now he wants to bitch about the fuckstains being fuckstains. Elon is self serving bitch. He's just pissed they all hated him. When a group of immoral, hypocritical asswips hate you, you have to be a truly fucking special piece of shit.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I am routinely in all 3 lakes. Paddle board town lake and boats on the other 2. All 3 have creeks run offs from urban areas and houses. All 3 have pesticide and fertilizer run off. The one area I would stay away from is Waller Creek entry in Town Lake, but mostly after a hard rain. But that applies to most all bodies of water. If you are really worried about Town Lake, stay upstream of Barton Creek.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I've been paddle boarding on Town Lake since 2008. I've never had a problem with rashes or gotten sick. It's the same damn water that is in Lake Austin and Lake Travis. I'd rather swim in Town Lake than swim in the Gulf in August with you have a better chance of getting vibrio. LCRA is always releasing water through the dams. It's not a constant lake where the water sits idle. It gets flushed all year round.
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Colorado Vacation Destinations - Not Quite So Crowded, But Still Cool
The mountain resort has things to do for kids. Kinda expensive but anything on a ski resort is going to be expensive. Hike/walk to the troll. There are tons of hikes in the area. https://www.breckenridge.com/explore-the-resort/activities-and-events/summer-activities.aspx If you are thinking a nice restaurant, you need to make reservations. La Francaise has REALLY good pastries. The crepes place is a good treat for the kids. Aurum is our spot for a nice meal. Robbie's Tavern is a good place to sit outside with a view of the mountain and have a burger and beer. Blue Fish sushi sucks. For the most part, Google maps reviews and ratings of the restaurants are pretty spot on.
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
Louisiana was one of the first to entertain the 10 Commandments in schools. Texas seems to be following suit. I've said it before. Texas is no better than Oklahoma, Louisiana or any of the dipshit SEC states. We can idiot with the best of them.
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Starbase, Texas: Residents May “lose the right to continue using” their property
Texas: Hold my beer!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Sounds like it's the missing paddle boarder who drowned a couple of weeks ago. Nicole hates paddle boarders?
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Like the national forests? Go while they're still there.
Magats, probably - "Doesn't matter to me. I'm too fucking high and fat on diabetes to get outside and enjoy nature so fuck everyone else."
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Imagine that. A tow truck driver is a piece of shit. ATX-VIP Towing.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They couldn't afford $3M/year? I guess the coaches on their list wouldn't take a fake national championship trophy as a $1M to fill the gap. We can only pay you $2M in cash but this nice National Championship Trophy with your name on it has got to be worth $1M, right?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Crazy thing is that I have no idea who's at fault. Is it the van or the moped? Lesson learned is don't be the middle of the 3 some.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Mickey 17 - Pattinson does a Steve Buscemi impression for two hours
Finally got around to seeing it. Saw it with the wife. I'll summarize the experience this way. She gets to pick the movie night movie for at least 3 more times before I can pick again. Pattison's acting was great. Other than that, it is a forgettable movie. As a whole, I don't think there were any likable characters in the movie, including Mickey. This feels like a post "I see dead people" M Knight Shamalamadingdong movie where he took himself way too seriously.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Your plane is delayed for 2 hours. You are stuck on the tarmac waiting to take off. And this shit happens. What is your reaction? There are mixed reports on whether she sang for 3 mins or 45 mins. I'm going with 3 mins feeling like it took 45 mins.- ChatGPT AI Tool— We all work for robots now
AI solution for self sustainable energy:- SEC Catch-all Thread
Supposedly Kiffin and Smart are good friends. If so that's some funny shit to troll your friend. Not much Kirby can say in response.- Judd Stone, former TX Solicitor General, is Freak Nasty
The piece of shit admitted to saying those things. Eventually Judd was confronted with the allegations against them, and promptly admitted that all of the allegations were true and that the actions described by the two females did indeed happen.- SEC Catch-all Thread
I love me some Kiffin. But didn't they just buy all the transfers out of the portal last year. https://x.com/ChrisVannini/status/1927562782561751277- Judd Stone, former TX Solicitor General, is Freak Nasty
Well, to my knowledge there are no documented cases of abortions from women being analy raped by asteroids so at least his fantasies are consistent with this bullshit. - Mickey 17 - Pattinson does a Steve Buscemi impression for two hours
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