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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Magats are masturbating to this.
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
- Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
This is the most first world problem that I've read in a long time.- Trump’s America
magats are gonna masturbate hard to this. First, Gulf of fucking America and now "Red, White, and Blueland". This is the bullshit leadership that's coming from this administration, lowest common denominator shit. This is what happens when stupid people vote for stupid people who give them stupid shit to America, Fuck Yeah! about. Sell fake patriotism, get Mema and Pepa's loins wet. https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161 H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- The Florida Thread
Golf is serious business. Who the fuck takes a gun to a golf course? Florida!!! America!!! https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2025/02/07/elderly-kings-point-golfer-robert-levine-shooter-claims-self-defense-tells-jury-he-was-the-victim/78288764007/ WEST PALM BEACH — A 77-year-old man who shot a dog walker in the ankle and beat him with a golf club at their shared senior community near Delray Beach overcame the worst of three criminal charges against him Thursday. Jurors acquitted Robert Levine of aggravated battery with a firearm and discharging a firearm in public, sparing him from a minimum mandatory sentence of 20 years in prison. Convicted only of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon — a bloodied golf club — he scores closer to two years in prison but could avoid it altogether. Circuit Judge Daliah Weiss will decide Levine's sentence on March 27. His side: Levine said he warned Merritt several times that he was not allowed to walk a dog on the course. When Merritt purportedly ignored him, Levine said he called him a "schmuck" — a Yiddish term that Levine said he believes betrayed the fact that he is an Orthodox Jew. Contrary to Merritt's testimony, Levine said Merritt called him a "Jew bastard" in response, an accusation Merritt denied Friday. Levine said the slur made him believe he was about to be the victim of a violent antisemitic attack. "To do nothing would have resulted in serious injury or death to Levine," said defense attorney Robert Gershman. Instead, Levine drove to Merritt on his golf cart. Gershman said that as soon as Levine stopped the cart, Merritt reached into Levine's golf bag, grabbed a club and began to swing it at Levine's head. Gershman said Levine tried to deflect the blow with his own golf club, then grabbed his semiautomatic handgun and fired warning shots into the ground. "Merritt went down," the attorney continued. "It appears that a ricochet fragment had hit his ankle. Levine breathed a sigh of relief and called 911." The victim's side: Merritt, now 67, disagreed. He said he was walking his 14-year-old Jack Russell terrier, Annie, in the grass next to the course when he noticed Levine using a golf club too powerful for the shot he had to make. Merritt said he remarked on Levine's choice, prompting Levine to approach him on his golf cart and begin arguing about Annie's proximity to the course. Merritt said Levine then pulled a handgun and aimed it at him. Merritt began to run. One witness, roused from bed by the sound of gunfire, said she saw Levine chase Merritt around a tree while shooting, striking him once in the left ankle. She and a man who watched from a nearby balcony said that after shooting Merritt, Levine retrieved a club from his golf cart and began striking Merritt while he sat bleeding, Annie's leash still in his hand. Deputies said they found four shell casings on the ground and two bloody golf clubs. They charged Levine with attempted murder, a first-degree felony for which he could have been sentenced to life in prison had prosecutors tried to convict him of it. Gershman said Levine is grateful for the jury's verdict and hopeful he'll receive a fair sentence. He theorized that Levine's belief that he was the target of antisemitic violence, combined with the many physical maladies that Levine said prevented him from acting how Merritt and the witnesses described, helped convince the jury that he acted in self-defense.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The Roseboroughs look gruntled.- PGA Tour 2025
That's THE hole and THE tourney to get a HIO. No where else will you have a live 20K people experience it and lose the minds.- PGA Tour 2025
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The wench had it coming....- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
How it started. Correction to the title. He said ,"Trump is gonna deport your ass." How it ended. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14313119/racist-tourist-miami-beach-bar-michael-nixon.html 'Hola. English, motherf**ker,' he allegedly told the bartender. 'I live in America. You speak English.' Nixon then allegedly repeated 'English, b**ch' four times before adding: 'F**king Trump is going to deport your a**.' He then allegedly reached for the bartender and punched a different employee in the face, according to Local 10. He was arrested and booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a felony charge of battery with prejudice and misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief, defrauding an innkeeper and disorderly conduct, according to Local 10.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sack-of-Shit probably already texted the kid to see if he wants to get adopted.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
How it started. How it's going. I'm sure he'll get a podcast and have 100s of idiots including Ana celebrating his anti-wokeness.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
But wait.... He was previously arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/elgin/three-arrested-in-connection-with-june-shooting-in-elgin/ I saw that they also finally caught one of the bitches who break into cars at the Austin parks and popular sites (Mt. Bonnell, St Edwards park). She was also previously booked and charged with charges dismissed. Fuck this bullshit of letting theses pieces of shits back onto the streets.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
French bulldog stealing is now a thing. This piece of shit deserves a special place in hell. Who the fuck steals another person's dog? A piece of shit from Elgin, that's who. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/man-arrested-shooting-victim-stealing-his-french-bulldog-apd The man accused of stealing the dog was arrested in Elgin. The backstory: Police said on Feb. 2, around 8:45 p.m., officers responded to an aggravated robbery in the 1100 block of Shady Lane. A victim was walking his two dogs in an apartment complex when a suspect, Raderrick Harvey, drove up to the victim and asked about his French Bulldog, Freya. Harvey demanded the victim to give him the dog. When the victim refused, Harvey shot the victim in the foot and stole Freya. While trying to leave, Harvey dragged and ran over the second dog. The second dog had minor injuries. On Feb. 4, officials found Harvey in Elgin and arrested him. Harvey had two rifles and a small amount of drugs on him. Harvey was placed in the Bastop County Jail.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
PF Changs was invented for people who live in the Woodlands.- Flooding the private sector job market
It's batshit crazy. When you can convince already stupid people to focus their hate on immigrants and gays, you can take away all their rights and services, and they'll still re-elect you.- Flooding the private sector job market
FAFO. People get what they vote for. We are seeing what happens when people vote for team politics.- Israel
Just saw a headline that USAID also provides (future will be "provided") funds to US farmers. Yea, fuck them too. magats and people too stupid that they are easily manipulated by Russian shit on social media deserve everything that is coming to them. Sometimes a crack addict needs to hit rock bottom before he can get better. The US is a crack addict spiraling towards the cliff. We need to hit rock bottom. It's going to suck for everyone but probably a necessary step.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Houston represent! https://townflex.com/passenger-arrested-after-allegedly-punching-and-cracking-airplane-window/ A Frontier Airlines passenger was restrained mid-flight after a violent outburst on a February 4th flight from Denver to Houston. The incident, which took place aboard Flight 4856, began about 20 minutes into the flight when the passenger, whose identity has not been disclosed, allegedly started screaming in multiple languages and became increasingly agitated. According to passenger Tanner Phillips, the man attempted to communicate with the woman seated in front of him, but when she didn’t respond, he began punching the seat in front of him and the airplane window. “He was screaming in multiple languages, punching at the window, lying back, and trying to kick it out,” Phillips recalled during an interview with ABC World News Tonight. The chaos continued as the man’s actions caused damage to the aircraft window, with cracks appearing in the glass, and blood reportedly splattered on the window from the passenger’s injuries. Other passengers quickly reacted, restraining the combative individual and securing his arms in an effort to prevent further escalation. Despite the terrifying incident, Frontier Airlines decided not to press charges against the passenger.- Israel
This is a FAFO year for many people who voted for Trump. We have Trump because the American populace is stupid as fuck.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Schools are going to try to poach QBs coached by Sark. Can someone explain to me why not having a spring game somehow mitigates that? It's not like Owens can't see how he's doing and how many 1s snaps he gets in Spring practice.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Things I did not expect this morning when I opened Surly... Grown ass men talking about Coooper's dick.- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
This is no longer about football. Hope he gets his shit together. Or not, don't care. - Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
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