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Because if we shoot in self defense a homeless dickhead, the DA may still prosecute. We will prob get off, but we'll still spend ten's of thousands paying lawyers to keep us from jail. But the DA will let the homeless go through the judicial system's revolving door. I'd be surprised as fuck if this machete swinging nutjob sees any jail time. But his victim is going to spend $1000s, probably 10s of thousands in medical bills and rehab, and may have lifetime physical issues added to the mental stress.

More info on the machete attack. Watch our fuckhead DA release this asshole back on the streets. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/1-person-taken-to-hospital-after-reported-stabbing-near-auditorium-shores/ AUSTIN (KXAN) — A machete attack reported Tuesday morning near Auditorium Shores was a “random and unprovoked attack” on a teenager, law enforcement sources told KXAN. A person is in custody and the teenager is in the hospital after the attack, the Austin Police Department said. Paramedics rushed one person, later identified as the teenager by law enforcement sources, to the hospital with serious, potentially life-threatening injuries, according to Austin-Travis County EMS. APD and ATCEMS told KXAN that medics responded at about 10 a.m. to the 100 block of South First Street, which is near the trail on the south side of Lady Bird Lake. ‘There was a lot of blood’ Justin Graber was pulling up to the area after the attack happened. Graber saw the person’s injuries. “There was a lot of blood,” Graber said. “Lacerations to the forearm, behind the ear, lower body to an extent.” Graber said after attacking the first victim, the suspect approached another person. Nathan Kurten said that was him. “I yelled, ‘I’m calling 911.’ You know, ‘Give it up,'” Kurten said. “Then at that point, he stopped but he started chasing me.” Kurten said eventually the attacker stopped following him and went back on the trail path. “I was still on the phone with the police, you know, trying to direct them to where he might be,” Kurten said. Once police arrived, Kurten said they arrested the suspect and asked Kurten to identify him. “I want to make sure they caught him because I didn’t want him out on the streets,” Kurten said. Kurten said people he spoke with in the area said the suspect threw the machete into the river. He said police mentioned they’d send a dive team to look for the weapon. From Reddit: Exotic_Perception168 •3 hr. ago I came upon the attacker while walking my dog. He was standing over the victim beating him. I yelled I was calling 911. He stopped hacking at the victim and started chasing me with the machete! I was on the phone with 911 as he chased me and my dog. It was surreal. The operator said the cops were 2 minutes away and I was like "please hurry a maniac is chasing me!" He chased me across the park from the gazebo to the off leash area then he thankfully gave up and started walking along the hiking trail. I followed behind keeping an eye on him until he crossed the pedestrian bridge which is when the cops arrived and got him. Whew. Adrenaline. TwoFastTooFuriousTo •5 hr. ago talked with first hand witness who helped with a tourniquet. he used his own shirt to help the victim and he said he looked like he'd survive. bloody scene he said. he was in shock. i was just riding into work and couldn't go past the yellow tape and i asked this guy sitting there what happened. i saw a handful of cop cars and suvs, maybe 10 and even someone who was seemingly voluntarily getting into the backseat of a patrol car, maybe a witness (not in handcuffs). shout out to the guy who i talked to who gave me all this info and gave his shirt to the victim as a tourniquet. he also was talking to 911 when someone was screaming and handed him a phone with 911 on it. my story is written weirdly i know, but i'm still shook from that

All this machete swinging dude probably needed was a warm place to sleep.

They've gone from we have the best unmotivated, overly paid 5 stars who didn't win shit to we have the best underrated dudes no one has ever heard of which Melko is going to coach into 3 stars who still not gonna win shit. Hey but at least they are saving all that money and still not winning shit. Well, except for $75M.

Gives some perspective to how fast this shit happens.

Returned to court. Those officers are thinking, "Please, please try something stupid." He didn't get any extra time for his Leroy Jenkins. https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/man-faces-attempted-murder-charge-after-viral-video-of-judge-attack-2977977/ Holthus ordered Redden back to court on Monday morning, when she handed down a sentence of 19 to 48 months in prison. “I want to make it clear that I am not changing or modifying the sentence I was in the process of imposing last week before I was interrupted by the defendant’s actions,” Holthus said.

Yea but he masturbates when shitting on Texas.

1. Michigan's D is legit. Can we poach their DC when Harbaugh leaves. 2. Sark should've pounded the damn ball against Wash.

TCU and SMU. Dallas/FW Metroplex is full of STDs.

MealTeam6, represent!

Supposedly this guy was the warden.

This is the caliber of recruits that aggy is chasing. Supposedly he was processed by aggy, who knows. But Duke is his final destination. Duke.

Casey Thompson may have another year of eligibility remaining.

I would bet some of those deranged cult MAGAts would let trump fuck their daughters. I bet there are one or two on this board who consider it an honor.

Zombie infestation and invasion will start in Austin. https://www.kvue.com/article/tech/science/environment/austin-hissing-mushrooms-have-begun-sprouting/269-52540f49-57b0-47ad-badd-2152c0a1d192 Known by its Latin name as Chorioactis geaster, the mushrooms are usually called Texas Stars. They're especially strange because they make an odd hissing sound when they release their spores. “It sounds like someone is opening a bottle of soda or the like the hissing of a snake” said Angel Schatz, a volunteer with the Austin-based Central Texas Mycological Society. “The spores are large, and scientists believe their size has something to do with the sound they make.” For the past few weeks, the Texas Stars have been showing up in Austin’s Zilker Botanical Garden. On a recent visit, Schatz pointed out a number of the leathery, dark, orange colored, star-shaped mushrooms that had sprouted from old tree stumps near the back of the gardens.

Amazing detective work. Police found the video of the exact moment she was killed.

They've already thieved the max out of Rundberg. They need to diversify their portfolio.

I think it is purposely obtuse as to not imply and make claims which they cannot yet back up, ie let the authorities finish the investigation before saying the assholes living in the house possibly killed the lady, took over her house, and took her SS income.

Anyone missing a grandmother for the last 9 years? I'm guessing SS fraud. I can't imagine hiding a body in a freezer for 9 years. I mean, do they keep other stuff in it? "Honey, can you please grab the steaks to thaw. They are next to her head." On a serious note, it's amazing the no one filed a missing persons report on her. Damn, I don't know what is worst, that someone kept her body for 9 years in a freezer or that no one knew/cared that she went missing for 9 years. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/body-found-san-diego-freezer-woman-missing-rcna132399 A body found in a San Diego freezer last month may have been that of a woman who has been missing or dead for up to nine years, police said Thursday. "Out-of-town" family members who were visiting a residence called local authorities when they discovered the body in the freezer, police said in December. The family members are related to someone who currently lives in the home and are not related to the woman found in the freezer, according to police. Police added the freezer was running when the body was found. Police identified the body Thursday as that of Mary Margaret Haxby-Jones, 81, a white woman. "Based on the investigation to this point, detectives believe it is possible that Haxby-Jones may have been missing or dead for up to nine years," police said. Police said no missing person's report was ever filed for Haxby-Jones. She is believed to have lived at the address on Zion Avenue "at some point prior to the discovery of her body," police said. Police said that the cause of death has yet to be determined and that the medical examiner's office is investigating, adding that "no obvious traumatic injury to the body was noted." As they continue to investigate the case "as a suspicious death," detectives are asking anyone who may have known Haxby-Jones or has any information about her to come forward.

Sharp: "Awesome, another funding source to help payoff Jimbo's contract."

Some fact hating dipshit is going to flag this thread and then we're all going to get blinking envelopes.

I mean...could you resist if you cat got dolled up with some fake lashes?