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crash_davis

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  1. I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for us.
  2. Found an amazing holy shit subreddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/FellingGoneWild/
  3. Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
  4. Damn nature, you scary af!
  5. I cannot imagine cheating so that you would will the rock skimming championship? Like that was going to get the dudes more imaginary pussy than they previously were getting. Cheating scandal rocks world stone skimming championships. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp982r99rrmo The world stone skimming championships have been rocked by a cheating scandal, after several competitors were disqualified for tampering. More than 2,200 people, from 27 countries, attended this year's event on the tiny island of Easdale off the west coast of Scotland. Rules state that stones must come from naturally occurring island slate, however some were found to have been ground into a "suspiciously circular" shape to help them bounce on water. Organiser Dr Kyle Mathews told BBC News that the offenders had "held their hands up" and apologised. Entrants choose their own stones and judges use a measuring device, the "ring of truth", to ensure they are no bigger than three inches in diameter. Each competitor is allowed three skims and stones must bounce at least twice on water before sinking. Stones are measured by judges using the "ring of truth" Dr Matthews, also known as the "Toss Master", told BBC Radio's Good Morning Scotland that judges heard "rumours and murmurings of some nefarious deeds". "There was a little bit of stone doctoring," he said. "They had shaped it so that it was perfectly circular and fitted our three inch measurer. "As it's a piece of metal, I don't think we can blame it too much. "The problem was we didn't just notice at the time that they were suspiciously circular."
  6. Mostly? Sark can't call the plays that he wants because his QB can't make a fucking throw.
  7. Everyone one of the stupid motherfuckers who last season disparaged Quinn for Arch needs to fly to Miami to suck Quinn's dick. I'd kill all those idiots to have Quinn back this year.
  8. Marcel Reed is a way better QB than Arch is right now. Let that sink in.
  9. Fuck me, what the fuck happened to this guy? Missing wide open receivers on reads. HORRIBLE throws to wide open receivers. Bench his ass.
  10. Houston is number 1! https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/poverty-rate-census-20250911.html Philly is no longer the country’s poorest big city Philadelphia's poverty rate dropped below 20% for the first time since at least 1979, according to new data released by the U.S. Census Bureau. Houston is now the nation's poorest big city. Houston is now the nation’s poorest big city, with a poverty rate of 21.2%. In last year’s census data, Texas’ most populous city was less than 1% behind Philly in poverty rate, which fell within the data’s margin of error. In this year’s data release, Houston’s edge over Philly was within the margin of error.
  11. speech is not violence but books inspire a man to suck a dick and must be banned?
  12. Lalas is the Joe Rogan of soccer commentators. Absolute dipshit, talentless hack who insists upon himself.
  13. Oh look, it's another piece of shit pedo protector.
  14. Only solution is to send in the army. I keed. Many of those idiots above are homeless. That's a whole other issue which involves the nation, the state, the lege, funding for mental health, putting up a welcome sign for the homeless, judges who are are dipshits or are constrained by the law and lack of facilities, and so on and so on... Anyone who thinks Austin is more unsafe than other Texas big cities lives in a dipshit burb where only people who are afraid of everything live.
  15. Mack Brown coached here.
  16. I've spent the last 4 summers by spending weeks to a month at elevation in Colorado. Fuck how long Texas summers last. It's been mid 70s - mid 50s for the majority of the month I've been here. It's definitely nice having a choice in how I deal with the heat. I dread going back in a week to 90 degree highs.
  17. Nothing shows how much you hate immigrants than going bankrupt and asking for government subsidies because it's not welfare.
  18. Fuck Ice Cube, fucking sellout.
  19. He's such an insecure, vindictive, snowflake, little girl fucking, bitch. Fuck your pedo loving ass if you still worship this piece of shit. If you have a teenage grand daughter, send her pictures to Trump. Show him how much you love him.
  20. https://www.indiatoday.in/trending-news/story/us-man-want-kids-to-grow-up-in-america-not-india-post-h1b-visa-debate-street-celebration-dhol-video-2783610-2025-09-08 “Typical view in my neighbourhood outside Dallas. We have to cancel the H1-Bs. I want my kids to grow up in America. Not India,” read the caption of the post shared by Keene that has garnered over five million views so far. When questioned about the context, Keene explained that his wife had recorded the video because “something was blocking” the road. He added: “Just walking down the street around 7 is like walking the streets of Mumbai.”
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