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crash_davis

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  1. SIAP. I believe these 2 men and the dog died in the fire. I cannot even imagine what it must have felt knowing that you are going to die a pretty horrific death.
  2. You'll get pussy at the casino!
  3. Stupid question. Can they pick up and use salt water from the Pacific to dump on the fires, or fresh water only?
  4. Hi! Miguelito said that you would show me your tits. And thank you for your service.
  5. Somethings are better left to the imagination and stuck in time. She did tell me stories of orgies with Gene Simmons and others at the Mansion.
  6. In my 20s, I hooked up with a 1982 playboy playmate in Hermosa. She was in her early 40s.
  7. Porn makes you gay but guns make you freedom.
  8. So with all this wind....how's the surf? I bet the waves are gnarly and totally tubular.
  9. Every year of 2020's has been a giant shitshow. This year is starting off with a giant middle finger. At this rate, we'll be lucky to see 2030.
  10. More money, fewer headaches. Anyone who turns down that opportunity is an idiot. Maybe other shit factored into it. But I'm thinking those 2 reasons are why he made the decision.
  11. That will be the first step to making UTexas aggy west. I cannot believe there are dipshits who want to turn UTexas into aggy.
  12. It's so difficult living in Southern California along the amazing coast and annual 340 days of good to great weather.
  13. Funny as shit.
  14. Alcohol causes cancer. Books make you gay. But guns don't kill people. Buy guns.
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    Bert!

    Not sure if the above is an attempt at a joke.
  16. I keep checking this thread to see if we signed a kicker.
  17. They gave Hitler a trophy for winning absolutely nothing. But sure, it's HIS fault...
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    Bert!

    Let's not make this rocket science. It's kicking a fucking football through an upright. If you only successfully can kick from one hash, then you have the yips and suck. If have 2 chances to seal the win for your team and miss both times, you have the yips and suck. Oh yea, you also contributed to the loss in the SEC championship game. The team should probably leave your ass off the plane flight home. No one gives a fuck which hash. Just make the fucking kick, any one of the 2.
  19. They are all mad bitching about Texas as we play in the CFP again. This is what irrelevancy looks like, aggy. Continue watching and bitching like a bunch of fucking losers that you are.
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    Bert!

    I think Quinn tried to run to the left hash but looked like he herp derped on the way and fell down.
  21. I thought it was built because repressed, latent homosexual men wanted to jerk off in a jizz jar together, not that anything's wrong with that. No kink shaming here.
  22. I remember yelling HOLDING at the TV at least 4 times. That was some bullshit no calls.
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