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texashorne

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  1. I'm scared to see Bloss and Kikuchi's stats lined up next to one another. Just aftaid to look
  2. That cant be the entirety of the trade. There has to be another Blue Jay coming. Seriously thats awful
  3. My dad couldn't cook for shit. But when we went to the deer lease, this responsibility fell on him. Pork and beans were eaten cold with bologna sandwiches. Ranch style beans were heated up; the can put directly over the fire. And he always though he was masterchef when he poured Coors light over the burgers to give them flavor. Said burgers were actually giant meatballs because he couldn't form the patty properly.
  4. Josh Bell is a streaky SOB, he'll play at an all star level for a while then will just disappear. Looks like the Astros can have him for the remainder of the season for 6 million.
  5. I wish Altuve would take this stance on the WBC.
  6. Daniella's hometown is Laredo.. I'll bet she's just fine with Minnesota
  7. It will all Ort itself out.
  8. Its going to be awesome to get JV, Tucker, and Luis Garcia back.
  9. I feel the same way about Hader
  10. We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April
  11. Tuve needs to be ok. We are in deep shit if not.
  12. Lets hope Salazar doesn't get hurt. Do we have another catcher on the roster?
  13. I would have lead off with Dubon and kept everything else similar.
  14. Meyers with an M.... M as in in Mancy
  15. Excuse me? Forrest Whitley would get us Vlad Jr and Sr.
  16. I wish he had a hat that said "GERD"
  17. Maybe they did try and trade him and nobody took the bait. Most baseball front offices are pretty smart.
  18. Anyone willing to run the Astros record with and without Abreu this season?
  19. The only positive I can find lately is that Abreu has had so many AB's that when he goes 0-4 it doesn't really drop his average that much.
  20. Don't start with your red zone shit again, Betty.
  21. An attorney that should not be underestimated.
  22. I got scalded by the wife for using the term "bush league" in front of the kids. I asked her why, and she said the term's origin comes from a reference to the female anatomy.
  23. This. Abreu fell off a cliff and we have to figure out how to move forward. We have sucked since it was announced he was returning to the lineup.
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