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  1. LonghornBreeder
    It's called HIPPA. But in all seriousness, Bobby B mentioned a few weeks ago Sark's affinity for the Dr's in Alabama d/t a heart condition. But whatever he knew he may have needed to keep quiet for this drop.
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    The ASL sign for "ear aggy" is pointing at your ear while pretending to jerk off.
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    Post a synopsis so we don't have to click through to that rag.
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    Well at least some of our problem will be solved soon.
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    Last few times I've gone to academy, I've trolled the manager pretty hard bc they have aisles upon racks of Aggy clearance items and hardly anything in Longhorn gear. Is that company owned by Aggies? They seem to stock all their locations as if they're in BCS.
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    That catch was sick.
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    A turkey club would have an extra piece of bread and anyone eating from the pioneer woman recipe book needs to avoid carbs wherever possible.
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    Texas is in a great position to make some student athletes very wealthy outside the current model. I think the real money will roll into NIL when the players figure out how to monetize brand endorsement and social media. Austin is one of the biggest media markets without pro sports (I like Austin FC, but come on.) Longhorn athletes can fill the same TV roles as Spurs and Astros in their respective markets. And our alumni base is huge for turbo-charging an influencer's follows/subs. Remember within weeks of NIL openning, the richest athlete in NCAA was the stupid-hot LSU gymnast with a ton of IG spank-bankers. Currently, athletes are just working out base salaries. They'll be making a shit-ton when this gets sophisticated. And UT Austin is in as good a position as any uni to dominate.
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    So if Evans and McKinley both what to flip to Texas do we make room for both of them? Maybe we make the extra room just for the Aggy tears.
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    Nahlin may have a point there. Last week Bobby Burton's wife gave him a $50 Super Chat to poke fun at him. Afterwards he said the joke's on her because she just gave 20 bucks to YouTube. If YouTube is skimming 40% off the top of those super chats I'd want my customers to spend their money elsewhere too. That said, Nahlin's a douche.
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    9.95 - worth every penny
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    There's no nice way to say this, man - so here it goes... You can probably find that shirt in any Love's truck stop in West Texas.
  15. LonghornBreeder
    Poor guy. At least his sister can make the playoffs.
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    #5 is a freshman I think so I won't hold it against her. She has great potential if she transfers to Texas. But as long as that ass-hat, Cook, is her coach I don't have much hope for her.
  17. LonghornBreeder
    Extra salty. Best served dripped over a frosty mug full of a margarita
  18. LonghornBreeder
    Yeah, maybe you were just being literal. I guess the catholics have run out of internal candidates and need to branch out to protestant and secular society to be able to touch more boys. 🤣
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    Pun intended?
  20. LonghornBreeder
    Does anyone know the timing of the ticket release? When should we be sitting on the app hitting refresh to find the best deal for Championship tickets?
  21. LonghornBreeder
    I'd be that dad too. There's something to be said for living in and enjoying the moment. Someone else obviously got it on video.
  22. LonghornBreeder
    Cross-posting from the Bijan thread, but I don't have a Twitter account, so I can't share the link. This Bijan quote from an NFL network interview needs to be on burnt orange tshirts: "I'm always trying to respectfully and humbly destroy whoever's in front of me."
  23. LonghornBreeder
    Bitch about spill that jar of iced puke. Was she trying to show you what's working on? Who sits in that posture?
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    not using my hard drive, but here's the link.
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    Man, watching the Nebraska post-game interview and that team was bitter. Even the coach was making shady comments about our match with Tennessee and how Texas was reloaded with transfers. FFS he even seemed butt-hurt about Asjia coming back after playing international and getting extra playing time from it. Best part is when one player says they'll win the next 3 you can here the other say through rageful tears, "fuck yeah!". It will be fun to see a rematch with those girls in the next few years. They will bring their A-game next time.

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