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  1. LonghornBreeder
    That's a TD
  2. LonghornBreeder
    That'd PI in the B12 all day every day
  3. LonghornBreeder
    Can you imaging these teams going to OT? Every drive will be 3 plays and a kick. First team to a kick loses. Might be smart to just kick on 1st down so you don't lose yardage.
  4. LonghornBreeder
    Are you suggesting she should invent and new deep penetration nuclear reactor to supply free energy to the whole world?
  5. LonghornBreeder
    Fucking aggies. They are to blame for all of this.
  6. LonghornBreeder
    This game sucks so bad. Can we convert this thread to the "hot FSU/L'ville coeds" thread? I know both schools have had some infamous hotties on campus.
  7. LonghornBreeder
    Holy shit, no4 missed the initial tackle on the return and recovered to get the guy 85 yards later.
  8. LonghornBreeder
    My exact thought watching live. How does the ball hit a D1 receiver in both knees without getting a hand on the ball? And how do people on this thread complain about the throw?
  9. LonghornBreeder
    Is that the first 1st down?
  10. LonghornBreeder
    When did they join the ACC? Man! Realignment happens fast.
  11. LonghornBreeder
    Some of yall are all too sure we are in the playoff, but I'm still nervous enough to drink my ass off during this FSU game.
  12. LonghornBreeder
    And there were folks ready to fire Saban after they lost to weak-ass Texas. Lulz
  13. LonghornBreeder
    That's two bad hot takes there. I didn't see the team half-assing - I saw the coaches slow the game down. Not that I agree with them. And it's funny you'd bitch about players half-assing it and then complain that we aren't pulling starters. Which is it?
  14. LonghornBreeder
    Who's the sexy-ass witch we're keeping on the sideline. Does she rep the Lord of Light for Sark?
  15. LonghornBreeder
    18-y-o Rand Paul?
  16. LonghornBreeder
    She's a poke - she needs to embrace it.
  17. LonghornBreeder
    The fuckery has begun
  18. LonghornBreeder
    What a sack of shit ticky-tack call and clearly not targeting.
  19. LonghornBreeder
    Is the official that marked him short the same one that head-butted strong?
  20. LonghornBreeder
    Sounds pretty tame to me. I suggested we butt rape them with a folding chair up thread. Carry on.
  21. LonghornBreeder
    WWE logos all over the field. Fuck this conference with a ring-side folding chair.
  22. LonghornBreeder
    I'm still catching up so I don't know if more information is come out. That said I endorsed both of those statements in the immediate aftermath and I don't think either of the guys who said that would disagree with you as far as pregnant women being untouchable. The reason I agree with them saying we need to wait for more information is that any gold digging crazy b**** can get pregnant and throw herself down the stairs. If there's evidence (besides a verbal complaint) that he did anything, then fuck him.
  23. LonghornBreeder
    If we were in the cloakroom I'd write you a long strongly worded message right now. But we aren't, so all I have to say is Aggies are fucking weird.
  24. LonghornBreeder
    1. FSU 2. Oregon 3. Bama 4. Texas Since we are in fantasy land, I won't complain about the CFP committee putting Bama over us with a win over UGA. I'd be happy to stomp FSU in the first round.
  25. LonghornBreeder
    Won't the top seeds be held for Conf Champs? If so, we might see the opposite. A team like tOSU will be seeded below this year's FSU (or even Louisville) and fuck-stomp it's way to the final, or at least through the first round. Next year the debates will be which non-champ has the best resume. You'll likely have some very butt-hurt B12 team at 10-2 getting passed over by several 2-to-3-loss B10 and SEC teams. And of course next year we are guaranteed to have 2 undefeated G5 schools, so they can bitch about getting left out.

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