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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Of course they were. This guy is all the worst parts of Mack Brown
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
So up until now "we are a 7-6 team till we prove other wise" but now we lose to Maryland and the loss is "not what defines us. Total BS
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Quit the fucking quivering in your voice. If you are gonna be an asshole, act like one.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Oh I agree, but this thread took a giant "what if" tangent and I am just saying that while one side of the argument (Traylor) would never happen, it doesn't mean that the outcome would be worse. I am saying, and will continue to say (unless he wins a National Championship), that hiring Herman was a stupid move. But you are spot on with the scenario being stupid
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I mean, the Traylor argument sounds stupid, but hiring Herman definitely was stupid. Which way are we better off? Offensively, I am gonna go with Traylor Gilbert and Maddox. Defensively, probly not. Traylor would have to produce much more quickly to not be out on his ass. But, it did not happen, and would not ever happen ever at a program like Texas.
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9.3.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Since we have a podcast now and are definitely more in tune than the 9.95er's, can we somehow get a press pass?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I have always hated Herman and I am truly happy that he is being exposed and everyone has started to hate him as well. I am also very sad that our program has to suck in order for this to happen. I would much rather hate our coach and win. The only thing to do now is to drink till we can't feel feelings anymore.
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On the Mensa train or not?
he is an over rated POS and is even less qualified than our last pathetic excuse for a coach.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
Texas 31 Maryland 17
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Natural peanut butter with no sugar added is 1000x better than any of the crap with sugar added to it. I can't even eat the other stuff anymore after switching. This is my go to:
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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I'll trade you too- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Does your wife only buy stuff ya'll can easily afford? If so, you wanna trade?- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Anyone else's wife spend $600 on family Christmas cards? Here is the breakdown: $275 sitting fee for photographer $40x3 for new outfits for each kid (low-balling here) $100 for a new dress for her (probably a low ball) $100+ to print and mail them all out (mostly to family who we don't like and who are total pain in the asses to deal with) I will not buy any new clothing but there is a high probability that she will buy some hideous shirt for me to match the rest of them.- Work Time Waster
Take up day trading stocks- Do you pick your nose?
All the time. I also blow my nose into pretty much anything I find laying around. Gotta keep the pipes clean!- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Our neighbors have maids come clean their house more frequently than most. Wife: The Maid Bridge is over at the neighbors again Me: Maid Bridge? (looks out window) You mean the Maid Brigade? Wife: Whatever, I only saw B-r-i Me: and that made you think Maid Bridge? The look ensues- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My mother in law had to drive to her bay house on her lunch break to pick up her wallet she left behind. When she was telling my wife and I about this, my father in law pops his head up and says "ask her whose fault it is." She looks back at him and says "well you were rushing me!"- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Guy is looking to have his bitch get humped for pleasure, only wants male dogs with vasectomies- Embedding videos and photos
Test- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
What about at 5 for an outdoor wedding where temperature is 90? And, imo, a nice 3 piece suit>>>> tuxedo, therefore I do not own a tuxedo. I will be going in a grey 3 piece with a black neck tie and sweating my balls off. I would be going in a black 3 piece but my cleaning lady washed my black one recently and ruined it.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My surleyness comes from using the phrase itself for a wedding as it says either 1) go rent a tux or 2) dress formal. Both of these seem dumb to me. First, does anyone besides Jack Donaghy actually own a tux? I would not expect anyone to show up in a tux to a wedding unless they were part of the wedding party themselves. Don't suggest to your guests to go rent a tux. Second, I thought etiquette was to dress formal (meaning at least slacks and tie) to a wedding anyway. Do people really wear jeans? Maybe I'm the dumb one thinking people actually know how to dress.- Amy Schumer: hot enough??
The better question is would you need to drink more alcohol to bang her or to find her funny?- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When people put "black tie optional" on a wedding invitation. First off, don't fucking tell me how to dress. Second, it's a wedding... what the hell do you expect people to show up wearing?- Its happening (stadium renovations)
you quoted the wrong picture That's 20 years old - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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