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GringoSalado

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  1. Hits close to home as I was in my storage unit the other day and accidentally broke my Bud Light Texas Longhorns neon. FML
  2. csb I was in line at Iron Works behind freshman Colt, the Roomate, and their dads and I remarked to my lunchmates later "Holy shit that dude is, like, smaller than I am. We might be fucked at QB." /csb I don't disown my stupidity.
  3. Well you could force a livestock to watch you cook and eat his testicles. Or so I've heard. That seems pretty hardcore.
  4. I don't disagree but OTOH a non-regarded Defense last year and we win 8 or 9 games.
  5. I can't even believe anybody wants to talk about the offense at all, is where I'm at. I mean, we do have football players on offense, and football coaches there also, so we can talk about that. But my primary attitude after last year remains "our defensive roster is a raging tire fire making its own weather in a dumpster floating down a third-world sewer during a hurricane, and the entire defensive staff consists of either ignorant grifters or brain-damaged footbaw dipshits." I just try not to say that out loud. Of course the first 3-and-out from Alabama's Offense (if that even happens I mean fuck, wait, where was I) and I'll be
  6. I used to race sportbikes (slowly), and for a long time mfg.s limited the top speed to <190mph. I don't know if there was a formal or informal agreement, but also for a long time they wouldn't sell bikes with more than 200 hp until they did. And I think some newer bikes will go over 200 (but I didn't look it up).
  7. I can recall this happening several times in the past but this may be the worst. Also thought triangle shirtwaist was some new Surly euphemism for? Obv had not heard of that or don't remember.
  8. Their rodeo club was laughably pathetic back when I was in college (and get off my pasture).
  9. TIL what a Mattock is. I've owned one for about 40 years or so.
  10. How's his peripheral vision?
  11. How big a 'ol boy are you? Asking for a friend.
  12. "What the fuck is wrong with you, Deshaun Watson?"
  13. I dunno at least that would be evidence of some attempt at stopping the shooter, however badly they fucked it up. No. They didn't do anything. At all.
  14. Do they grill their NM Green Chile fresh, or is it just from a can?
  15. Thanks for posting the article.
  16. "Well our base defense is a 4-3, we are in that as much as 20% of the time, so that's important. But we also have a special Nickel package we go to about 2/3 of all snaps."
  17. I'm assuming CDC called him and said, "I need you to come take a look at our defense, we may have hired an idiot to run it."
  18. These dipshits would've arrested the civilian who eventually helped stop Whitman. jfc
  19. Cheerleader pics not loading for me.
  20. Ewers has a high ceiling.
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