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GringoSalado

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  1. I thought that was the rugby tackling thing our idiot DC that replaced the other idiot was teaching.
  2. Yes to avoid locking up your brakes on slick surfaces you pump the brakes. To check yourself because you're going too fast you tap them. To come to a complete stop, you pump them.
  3. *brakes. At least you went with "tap" instead of "pump," which I hate because it makes no sense. As for the jersey he seems to have a roster spot all but locked up at this point, no? Anyway I can't imagine things having gone better for Ehlinger's young NFL career to this point, and that is why imo we're all almost as excited as Nicole.
  4. I didn't see anybody do that, I just saw a poster say he wanted to see the rest of the story and you jumped all over another poster that repped that post. I want to see the rest of the story also but I wanted to check with you first.
  5. Is it okay to want to know what happened? Asking for you.
  6. We loved the beer in my avatar (not Bock, wtf is wrong with you) as undergrads because it was about a quarter cheaper per sixer than Coors Lite (or what have you). I used to have a tap for their kegs as those were also cheaper. I think some of you fuckers are on my grass.
  7. Bumping to note that an arrest warrant has been issued for ex Haitian Supreme Court judge, Wendelle Coq-Thelot, whereabouts unknown. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/haiti-police-say-former-supreme-court-judge-suspect-presidents-killing-2021-07-31/
  8. Finebaum show callers. Those are our new rivals. I'm not sure how bad or good that is, I'm still processing it. edit: I doubt it happens but LSU or Pig on Thanksgiving instead of aggy would be epic.
  9. First time I ever tuned in via satellite, probably 10 years ago, a Bama caller was saying Colt McCoy, like all other Texas QBs, couldn't take a hit, whereas the Bama QB in that game (Greg McElroy) was made of much sterner stuff. Very first thing I ever heard on that dipshit's show. His call screener is some kind of artist/pyschoanalyst.
  10. Yes but in that case the pronunciation would need explaining, unlike in Floydada, where it is the same, which was the joke, which you did not get, because I'm not a good joke teller.
  11. I feel like this should be memed: Texas Fans: Big XII: Horns down is taunting. World: Awwww Texas snowflakes no likey horns down! Texas Fans: Texas Fans: I mean, have you seen an easier interception opportunity than Gideon's drop in Lubbock in 2008?
  12. csb Had a blowout in Floydada once and was cheerily educated on the eponyms, siblings Floyd and Ada. "So you see, it's not 'Floydada' at all," explained the tire repairman, "it's 'Floydada!' (pronouncing it exactly the same way)". /csb This story would not work if I had been travelling through Iraan.
  13. I always get the "Hey! Rocky Top!!" dipshits.
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