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  1. Netzer

    2018 MLB Thread

    Kingery is raking, two doubles in three ABs already. Too bad the rest of the Phillies suck Eichhörnchenpimmel.
  2. I dunno, Columbia struggled mightily with Dartmouth, who themselves got pummeled by Chile in the Ivy League Final Four semis. Although I could see them beating a team like Germany, if Klinsmann doesn't get Vettel back in time. Without him, the Germans clearly lack speed over the wings since Rosberg's retirement. For the Lions, much will depend on whether LeBron's recovery from Tommy John surgery will impact his goal production. Maybe Foles could come off the bench, although he's probably one of the weaker climbers in the peloton.
  3. Nonsense. Mario Götze was 22 years old when he scored the 2014 World Cup winner. Werner and Goretzka were 21 and 22, respectively, as 2017 Confed Cup's top scorers. Age has nothing to do with it. Besides, 22 is old enough. This isn't college. Germany doesn't play true wingers? Draxler, Sané, Brandt and Reus, among others, are wingers. Scoring won't come easy against the elites? No shit. That's why they're the elites, including Germany. The team doesn't rely on one or two scorers. 42 goals in the 2018 WC qualification campaign were scored by 21 different players. Not many teams are able to share the ball that way. A lack of scoring is not among the current concerns for the world's number one goal-scoring team of the last international tournaments.
  4. LOL. Timo Werner, Lars Stindl, Sandro Wagner and Mario Gómez are real strikers. And no goal scorer without... Reus?? He wasn't even on the 2014 world championship squad and played none of the 2018 WC qualifiers. Germany finished both campaigns as the record goal-scoring team. The 43 goals in 10 qualifiers set a new UEFA qualifying record. Same with the 2017 Confed Cup: 1. Germany (12), 2. Portugal (9) Besides, Thomas Müller has scored 10 goals in two World Cups (2010 /5, 2014 /5), more than L. Messi (5) and C. Ronaldo (3) combined. Goal scoring should be the least of our problems.
  5. Netzer

    2018 MLB Thread

    That Red Sox bullpen is as clutch as Kevin Morgan's sphincter.
  6. Thanks. Your post popped up a tenth of a second before I submitted mine. Yeah, the GIF is quite big with 98 frames. I ended up reducing the colors to 64 and cutting out every second frame.
  7. That looks like a urine sample.
  8. They needed to stop the negative PR quickly and settled. Too bad their shady relationship to the Arizona governor came to light. Yesterday they fired the executive responsible for their autonomous vehicles program. And the company's revenue situation doesn't exactly smell like roses either... Uber's loss jumped 61 percent to $4.5 billion in 2017
  9. Last week's post from the other site... Turns out that wasn't too far off... "Arizona governor and Uber kept self-driving program secret, emails reveal" Further juicy details on the corruption: theguardian.com.
  10. Initially wanted to go with this one but changed my mind since it probably would have been demeaning, sexist and against everything Title IX stands for.
  11. BL seems like a mild-mannered guy. Had Kevin Morgan called me after a lawsuit, asking how to handle the loot, I had told him to go fuck himself squarely in is prolapsed asshole.
  12. They gave him 30 minutes without commercial interruption. Not bad.
  13. Kevin Morgan's role is that of a sex offender.
  14. Damn, Big Gerb had even bigger tits than Struggs.
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