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  1. He can't be brought back because he's already dead. He died the first day he arrived in El Salvador. C'mon y'all.
  2. It's always so fucking obvious with this guy
  3. Or perhaps he's actually willing to take the risk? Which is more than can be said of most of our members of Congress.
  4. Surely Elon realizes one of the most important character/thematic cores of Magneto is that he's a Holocaust survivor and rabid antifascist, yes?
  5. safe sex replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    Also the supposedly trans fender came in like 24th place lmao
  6. safe sex replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    What a dumb bitch
  7. It's beautiful
  8. Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner
  9. Oh wow, had totally forgotten about that scene. Great flick!
  10. I have no idea what that means and I don't think I want to.
  11. But seriously, are you sure you don't need an heir?
  12. Bitch, the conversation was about boardgames! Not TTRPGs. I did just order a new set of dice tho
  13. Splendor is fun!
  14. I mean, if you're of the masses, keep doing you. If you want to try more complex boardgames that require different skill sets than Catan, TtR, Monopoly, etc., here's a list to look at: - Spirit Island (co-op anti-colonial strategy game) - Azul (competitive tableau drafting) - Canvas (competitive painting creation using transparent cards, really cool) - John Company 2nd Edition (competitive/cooperative hybrid that has you running the British East India Company and dealing with the ramifications of that) - Root (asymmetric competitive strategy with Redwall series aesthetics so cute) - Heat: Pedal to the Metal (super immersive competitive racing boardgame) - Pandemic Legacy Season 1 (baby's first cooperative legacy game, where actions and events during each game round will change the shape of future games) There are loads more. ETA: I enjoy Catan, TtR, and even Monopoly on occasion. The annoying gatekeepy boardgamer is a bit. Play whatever games you enjoy
  15. You're wasting your time. It's GRU
  16. If you need someone to be an heir, my DMs are open
  17. Phoenix was an amazing calculator game
  18. Have had multiple patients who are keeping their passports on them at all times now. My heart broke the first time one of them pulled out the little blue book before weighing himself. Absolutely unreal. We are a "Papers, Please" country, and we all know that having your papers doesn't even necessarily matter either.
  19. He is not a spy. He is a drunk Fox News contributor
  20. Every class session from Snyder's Ukrainian History course at Yale is available YouTube and worth watching. He's a fucking great teacher
  21. I love her so fucking much. WHY DO ALL THE BADDIES OF CONGRESS GOTTA BE STRAIGHT?
  22. You should probably get checked out at the nearest ED
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