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  1. Investing in your employees is profitable. Just not in the next quarter
  2. Why the fuck else would you sit at a table with a Nazi?
  3. If you sit at a table of nine conservatives and one Nazi, you're at a table with ten Nazis.
  4. The weed is not helping tonight
  5. These are off-hours for Chili's
  6. Fuck both of you (Fuck Dan Patrick too, ftr)
  7. There's a woman out there for her.
  8. Trump is absolutely not disgusted by plastic surgery. He's only disgusted by knowing it's plastic surgery
  9. Just got out of the theater with tears in my eyes for several different reasons. What a movie.
  10. Take care of 'em whether they like it or not
  11. That's a fucking hate crime
  12. I'd rather a private company handle my illegal drugs instead of the federal government that makes the drugs illegal. Never had an issue with FedEx.
  13. And have some random TSA agent take some of my shit, because am I gonna file a complaint about my missing weed? No way
  14. Also who the fuck FLIES back with weed? FedEx overnight that shit like a civilized person
  15. Ok well agree to disagree on the quality of weed products in Texas vs legal states.
  16. Enjoying it a lot but it needs to be gayer
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