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  1. Reiner's son killed them, afaik
  2. I first remember him from the Mask, like most Millenials do I'd imagine, but it's his performance in the little-seen Clean, Shaven that cemented him as a great actor for me. If you're able to catch it somewhere (Criterion released it on DVD; it's probably on their streaming service or Amazon or something), it's well worth a watch. Kinda one of those really good movies that are a one-timer, though. One particular image is seared in my mind.
  3. safe sex replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    I am once again, for the nth time, begging everyone who uses the word to remember that the t-slur is not yours to drop, even if you're using it in an "ironic" way (if that even exists). This is a point that troph herself has made many times.
  4. Like most things in life, practice makes perfect
  5. She makes it work somehow.
  6. Thank you! that's what I was specifically trying to get at.
  7. Moving is really expensive and sometimes involves a monkey's paw.
  8. Anyone got a chili recipe that's specifically good for Frito Pie? Being surrounded by places that only sell you chili on top of spaghetti with fucking cinnamon in it is slowly killing me. I've tried a few different online with very mid success.
  9. But have you considered how tired white people are of being called racist for doing and saying racist things?
  10. Thread title needs to change as Allred finally did what people were asking him to do and dropped out?
  11. Thought that was a particularly poignant part of the episode.
  12. I've always wondered: was Joyce fucking Nora vaginally and she just happened to be farting a lot? Was he fucking her vaginally with such vigor that he was causing her to queef a bunch? Or was he fucking her in the ass and causing her to fart? Do we know? Can we know?
  13. If it's replies on Twitter you're reading, very good chance they are from people in India and Africa.
  14. Bodega cats are true and pure souls
  15. Pretty sure Kegsbreath went on Fox the day of the strike and said he was watching it live?
  16. safe sex replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    What in the fuck? Poor people just don't understand how to politely exist in commonly shared space?
  17. In my 8th grade science class in the hill country we were told to use the Bible as an empirical source.
  18. They can eat my whole ass dead body if it will help them survive.
  19. I just fuckin' love cats so much they're just the best 🥲
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