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safe sex

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  1. Trump is absolutely not disgusted by plastic surgery. He's only disgusted by knowing it's plastic surgery
  2. Just got out of the theater with tears in my eyes for several different reasons. What a movie.
  3. Take care of 'em whether they like it or not
  4. I'd rather a private company handle my illegal drugs instead of the federal government that makes the drugs illegal. Never had an issue with FedEx.
  5. And have some random TSA agent take some of my shit, because am I gonna file a complaint about my missing weed? No way
  6. Also who the fuck FLIES back with weed? FedEx overnight that shit like a civilized person
  7. Ok well agree to disagree on the quality of weed products in Texas vs legal states.
  8. Enjoying it a lot but it needs to be gayer
  9. Could someone threadreader or post the whole thread themselves?
  10. Take about 30% off the top there.
  11. I'm still mad about not getting a sticker over a week ago
  12. Now it's not just that he appointed her, but that it's come out that she is on his list of potential AGs. Which means she's on his list for SCOTUS, too.
  13. JFC trying to big league the sitting Vice President of the United States. What a bitch
  14. Caitlin Jenner will be fine. She's very wealthy.
  15. You don't have to click on shit you don't want to click on.
  16. I don't think that's a particularly compelling argument tbh. There is positive value in their presence remaining on Twitter. What value is there for you that outweighs the financial and social support you provide to the platform by your usage?
  17. If you haven't nuked your twitter by now, what's keeping you from doing it? It's owned and run by an openly proud Nazi. Look at his FUCKING HAT
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