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safe sex

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Everything posted by safe sex

  1. I think she's a cop, but I'll still vote for her if she's at the top of the ticket; anything to keep from being a refugee (tho I'm aiming to be out of the country on Jan 20th, just in case)
  2. Allred's sign is the most boring political sign I've ever seen. So boring I can't be bothered to find a picture to share. Just trust me, or drive around Tarrytown
  3. Can you better explain the dynamic for me, please? I'm not sure I follow
  4. Wee-ow, toxic CR poster immamac
  5. Only if the people involved are irresponsible.
  6. Oh, yeah, I corrected that last night. I'm a millennial, so naturally I think of the band Paramore when spelling metamour.
  7. I can't tell if this is part of your bit or not tbh
  8. (One of) your partner's partner who is not your partner
  9. safe sex replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Is it possible to dig up LBJ and jolt him back to life?
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy nesting partner's and metamour's scheduled alone time
  11. safe sex replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    Was Ana who acted offended when you were like, "nah I don't even want to engage with you in person" to his bullshit?
  12. God bless Yorgos Lanthimos. No one has ever made movies like he does. I'm not even sure if I think Kinds of Kindness is good or bad, but I'm really glad it exists.
  13. Going to see it later this afternoon. Unhinged Yorgos is best Yorgos (I do not mean best as in quality of work)
  14. WHY?!
  15. safe sex replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I had to stop after the second sentence.
  16. Trump actually takes stimulants
  17. Aggy gonna aggy, and if you vote Republican at this point, you're aggy
  18. Lmao at "not fit for trial" My brother in Christ, reevaluate your life
  19. She talks about her burgeoning homosexual attractions in her diary
  20. safe sex replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Sorry, I wasn't clear. I was referring specifically to your statement about states doing just fine re: prosecuting corruption
  21. safe sex replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Twice, I think you're great, but literally what?
  22. safe sex replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Love to see that bribery after the fact is okay, but I guess they gotta cover for ol' Clarence
  23. That is pretty embarrassing for you
  24. I agree that American Psycho (one of my favorite books, you might be surprised to learn) shouldn't be on elementary school shelves, but good fucking God, the shit teenagers can read and see on their phones is so much worse than anything BEE came up with in the late 80s. There's no reason it can't be stocked in a high school library, even if it has to be in a special section or be approved for checkout first. (Interestingly, the audiobook for AP is read by Pablo Schreiber, which adds a fun little Pornstache wrinkle to it)
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