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safe sex

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  1. Chrispy wasn't banned after the Derka thread after all?
  2. I feel like if Jeffries were to become Speaker, the Republicans would renege and vote against anything brought up to the floor. Why not? Then you can blame the Democrats. They just went full Marxist, so they had to break the deal.
  3. Read the article and find out. It's worth your time
  4. safe sex replied to babysdaddy's topic in Movies and TV
    Seeing it tomorrow afternoon. I hated the trailer but the reviews and my general appreciation of most of Garland's ouevre got me in the end
  5. IRS only has the funding to go after small fry, sorry.
  6. Oh that kind of dead Yeah don't Google that
  7. Gangrene/sepsis will kill someone faster than even end-stage cancer, just saying.
  8. Oof, shed quite a few tears last night. Was not expecting a lot of that. If you've never read the three-issue arc, "E for Extinction," that started Grant Morrison's iconic run on New X-Men, I highly recommend it. One of the best X-Men stories ever written, and a key part of their canon. It starts with issue #114 and was published, ironically enough, in May 2001
  9. ~The Lord works in mysterious ways~ 😌
  10. Man, if I just decide to ignore aspects of my job just thinking that the issue will resolve themselves, I can lose my license!
  11. Or one of the Surly 1%ers could go buy them all up and donate to Planned Parenthood instead
  12. People who don't use Twitter can't read threads anymore, but I'm sure it was very interesting
  13. I believe Season 2 has already been produced and work on Season 3 is to begin soon
  14. Or you could like...tell your wife what it's for
  15. I'm here for the toasty Mrs. Whiggins
  16. It's fucking ridiculous how many people have post counts in the 1000s that won't throw Surly $3.50/month
  17. Lol over 7 fucking months to start payment
  18. Have borders changed and Arizona no longer abuts with Cali? (Not that having to drive to CA for healthcare is okay in any way shape or form)
  19. The headline pic is from 2016. Byline is from April of this year
  20. Lmao at Tahoe describing himself as "somewhat conservative"
  21. How old were y'all when the original series aired?
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