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  1. Jimmy Two Times
    If we couldn't make fun of mentally disabled people, this entire thread would cease to exist.
  2. Jimmy Two Times
    I don't think AI can perfectly recreate the precise type of mental illness that emanates from an Aggie post like that. That being said, there are suspiciously few misspellings and most of them are functionally illiterate.
  3. Jimmy Two Times
    You just know some fatass 79 year old Aggie spent like 4 hours on this. He should be checked into a mental institution. God they are so fucking bizarre.
  4. Jimmy Two Times
    What if Manning comes in and immediately runs for a 70 yard touchdown and then does so on every single ensuing offensive play from scrimmage Then what do you do?
  5. Jimmy Two Times
    Is this bankrolled by Wasserman? My understanding was that UCLA football (not basketball) was way behind on NIL. I know there was some change to the primary NIL entity so maybe some change associated with that.
  6. Jimmy Two Times
    One that I never see discussed is UC Santa Cruz, it’s in forest and essentially on the beach. Impressed me enough that I almost decided to go there.
  7. Jimmy Two Times
    Under the current team leadership, I'm not worried about this team overlooking anyone. May help a bit that it's ASU waiting on the other side too, but we've jumped out to a lead in virtually every game the past two years. I can't remember the last time that I thought the team looked flat because of the opponent (not counting games where they're obviously up for it and just shit the bed like OU/OU/UW/Georgia).
  8. Jimmy Two Times
    Evergreen, feel like you could make this same comment about him basically every week.
  9. Jimmy Two Times
    Mateer is great but it's going to take a hell of a lot more than just him to get that offense moving again.
  10. Jimmy Two Times
    In a sense it’s fine, we probably outplayed them, but in another sense it’s a fucking disaster and we’re not winning four games with Quinn at QB. I don’t even know if Arch is actually better right now, but I am 100% confident that we do not win a national championship with that wet blanket starting.
  11. Jimmy Two Times
    It's absolutely glorious that we can play the game now + have an elite coaching staff. All of these backwoods rubes got way too comfortable when a couple of scumbag car dealership guys could purchase the five stars. Welcome to the fuckin big leagues
  12. Jimmy Two Times
    Is this a new Spider2YBanana account that I haven't muted?
  13. Jimmy Two Times
    This was the strangest thing to me from this cycle. Perhaps there was an issue with Arch starting two years, which would put this class as juniors by the time they'd see the field, but OTF made it sound like we could have had Keelon Russell if we'd pushed. I just have very little confidence that a 5'10 kid will ever be the starter at Texas (and I don't want to hear about Bryce Young). As it stands, we'll have Sr. Trey Owens, Jr. KJ Lacey and So. Dia Bell when Arch leaves, which is probably fine.
  14. Jimmy Two Times
    Gerry said that a lot of his family played sports at UW and he wanted to stay closer to home. Unfortunate, but not much you can do if that's the reasoning (i.e., feels a lot better than getting NILed to death by Oregon).
  15. Jimmy Two Times
    Pretty sure LT Overton, Walter Nolen and Anthony Lucas will all be seniors so they should be fine.
  16. Jimmy Two Times
    Quinn was badass in the first half and largely dogshit in the second half (per usual), but I honestly feel bad for the everyone who felt compelled to jump in this thread and argue about him tonight. We just curb stomped those retards tonight, would suggest enjoying it for a couple hours. Sark is going to keep starting him until the wheels fall off, it is what it is at this point.
  17. Jimmy Two Times
    Slightly disappointed at the lack of EsipN conspiracy posts. Do they not realize that Sankey gave us two touchdowns via replay plus the blatant targeting overturned? I might have to take matters into my own hands and make a TexAgs account.
  18. Jimmy Two Times
    That's awesome stuff. Whittington and Bijan are the definition of legends, I will never forget what they did to turn this program around. It's evident in Baxter's mindset, but also in the amount of 50/50 plays we've made this year, all the recovered fumbles, interceptions or just effort plays. Editing this because I think another indicator is Jaydon Blue. He's had the fumble issues, but he had all the makings of a high talent/bad attitude who ends up transferring to UTSA and has waited his turn and said and done all the right things publicly.
  19. Jimmy Two Times
    Stutsman lurks past the line of scrimmage waiting for already tackled players to jump on and get a tackle assist. He's the worst nightmare for a ball carrier who is five yards down the field and already in the process of being tackled.
  20. Jimmy Two Times
    Fortunately, the only thing they have to do to avoid the dreaded 8-4 is beat sippy at home. Fucking losers. Fuck them.
  21. Jimmy Two Times
    This is like watching an AAU team. What's really frustrating is there is a ton of individual talent here, but Terry and co. are absolutely fucking clueless. A real coach would pull Tre Johnson and have a stern conversation about shot selection.
  22. Jimmy Two Times
    If someone is chucking, I'd almost rather it be Tramon Mark than Tre. Seems more comfortable. However, I'd rather we just ran offense and took open shots.
  23. Jimmy Two Times
    He could've had a legion of 50 year old men in the Houston suburbs calling him "Streety" that are willing to die for him. He could've had it all. What an idiot.
  24. Jimmy Two Times
    Quinn is terrible, we win the next two games convincingly.
  25. Jimmy Two Times
    This is actually true because if you combine all the posters on this thread, Helobious' intelligence alone weighs the average down to a step above an insect.

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