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  1. A snake would look at that and say, "Thank God I don't have legs."
  2. There's a dude named Swaggerty? Damn Whitley is not impressed
  3. I think Ort can be useful. Dubin is out of options, I think, so maybe ILing him is OK for now because he does throw pretty hard. Leon should have been traded already, so that's too bad.
  4. The Anal Long-Ephesians juxtaposition made me do a double take.
  5. Game's not over yet. Maybe have Hader get 4 outs!
  6. Robert's like Saberhagen, he's good in odd number years. Let's beat the Cardinals today and show Arenado what he's missing! But seriously, if we start spring training 0-3, it's time to fire Espada and tear it down.
  7. We're bidding against nobody, so our offer should be worse, like a bag of used baseballs and real mozzarella instead of that Provel dogshit.
  8. When Agosto started 10-0, I thought he was amazing. I was just a stupid kid and thought wins mattered.
  9. The Astros were one of Arenado's five preferred destinations, but he couldn't pull the trigger. He sounds like an idiot. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6150459/2025/02/21/cardinals-nolan-arenado-trade-astros-awkward/?source=emp_shared_article
  10. On the topic of grammar, isn't "EDGE rusher" redundant? You would be an EDGE (I hate this shit) or an edge rusher. Or, as I like to say, a defensive end.
  11. Is it safe for McCullers to be holding that paper in his right hand?
  12. The same Keith Law who ranked Whitley #18 overall in 2019. We have two of the top 18 prospects!* * From 6 years ago** ** And Keith Law is always right.
  13. Keither Motherfuckin' Law ranked Trammell as the #14 prospect overall in 2019. And he played for both WS teams last year, so everything he touches turns to gold. KEITH MOTHERFUCKIN LAW.
  14. At least it's honest:
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