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runthebone

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  1. At least you know a bat flip won't get in his head.
  2. Wait, is Toronto paying him for even and odd years? Suckers!
  3. Rested? So he didn't just become a dad? Also, if Texas hasn't offered already, it's malpractice
  4. Maybe it was the reacharound?
  5. Fucking weirdos Baaaa means no
  6. Stupid of Indy to take the delay of game. You want to try to draw them offsides on 4th and 1 and punt, fine. But use one of your three time outs in case they jump offsides on the punt instead of having it be 4th and 6.
  7. Pretty sweet that 3 of the 6 / 4 of the 9 / 5 of the worst 15 are former or current Astros.
  8. Why did the clock stop after the sack made it fourth down? Took the brace off
  9. It's going to be a great arbitration hearing. "We just traded for this guy, but he fucking sucks. Our offer is that he pays us $500,000 to remain on the big league roster."
  10. In 1998, the height of the steroid era, Tim Bogar had an OPS+ of 12. At least he was clean.
  11. Sounds like you have banged your share of 1s.
  12. Allen is listed at 5-8, so I can't wait to see situations where he is at short and Altuve is at second. The second way this will cut costs: his 2026 World Series ring will probably be tiny.
  13. They traded for the one guy with less power than Dubon
  14. Sark is probably the ideal person to confirm that once someone else has fucked something, it can never be un-fucked.
  15. Sorry, Japan... ...ese hitters for what is about to happen to you.
  16. You got any more Goosbys around here?
  17. Damn, was hoping we could pawn Sark off on Virginia Tech
  18. Sarkisian needs a lot more than two new fucking coaches.
  19. Arizona has 13 penalties so far. I haven't seen a team commit so many penalties since...last night.
  20. Renardo Green with the type of play that loses games.
  21. You know who he is, right?
  22. Or cuck-and-cock
  23. Now that Sark has made himself unhireable elsewhere, the usual step is to fire every non-PK coach. The problem in these situations is that good coaches don't want to join a sinking ship.
  24. That's my sock.
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