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  1. Fourth quarter 9 plays -1 yards Haha Fuck your face, Sark You owe us a refund
  2. 7 first downs 7 punts I can't wait to see the final tally
  3. This game really shows that ousucks
  4. Texas is basically playing against an NFL defense, so 3 offensive points through 3 quarters is only mostly shitty
  5. Getting doubled up in yards is hilarious dogshit
  6. Always bet the under when Texas plays.
  7. This is a great coaching job by Texas to be ahead at the half against a much more talented team!!!
  8. Damn, this offense is starting to dominate
  9. I'll be honest that Hardley Gilmore IV is an all-SEC name
  10. You guys are so negative. I'm proud our guys are weathering the storm. Conference road games scare you to death! Clap clap clap
  11. The script is so good. Bill Walsh would be impressed
  12. Sounds like a good way to make sure your kids need therapy
  13. Someone needs to do a safety check on Dusty
  14. I miss Whitley!
  15. First, his name is burglebro, so he's just upgrading to assault. Second, you're giving him a pass on the i in papier?
  16. wait, their Twitter name is Full Of Shit?
  17. Beautiful. Just needs a cell phone flopout and "niiiice cock."
  18. Tre Wisner made the offense so much better, but the best part was that the whole team was hitting like a bunch of motherfuckers the second half. Feels good to beat ousucks
  19. Check back with me in a few days
  20. I know everyone is saying Paredes will be 1B next year, but I was wondering if the Astros should triple down and go even older. Julio Franco is 67 and a free agent.
  21. I assume that because he's a consultant, he's going to have a powerpoint with some bitching transitions to show why we suck. He'll then have suggestions about how to "rightsize" the line through the portal.
  22. Guys, the important part about this season is the friendships we make along the way.
  23. I'm glad Texas can go back to embracing the spoiler role of trying to ruin good teams' seasons. It's so much less pressure!
  24. What is the SEC Alamo Bowl equivalent? Asking for a friend
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