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runthebone

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Stadium employees may not be really sure how to handle a playoff game
  2. Yeah? Fuck them. Maybe we beat THEM by 44%
  3. I can totally see Ryan Day in a pedo van with FREE CANDY written on the side.
  4. Damn, I really wanted PedoBear to be there when Texas wins the national championship
  5. Fourth? Hell has nine tiers, so surly must have at least 18.
  6. This commentator is insane. If you can score a TD, you score it. Has he not seen Bert?
  7. That'll keep him in extensions for years
  8. Caleb Ferguson to Pirates We are so screwed
  9. I feel pretty good about tomorrow.
  10. runthebone

    Bert!

    Just watch some youtube videos and unfuck yourself, Bert.
  11. at least he'll break even this year with housing and taxes
  12. We'll always have the run Kessinger scored as a pinch runner in 2023.
  13. It's hard to hit a home run there, so that'll be good for him. They may not score enough to help him accumulate wins.
  14. You think Texas can score 14? Homer.
  15. Maybe instead of the flats, it can be 7 yards behind the line of scrimmage
  16. "Welcome to Austin, Joe. Let's talk about your fucked up bullpen management."
  17. Mack must have been torn between shitting on Texas and making things worse for his successor.
  18. Texas 28 The Shoe at Night 27 469 yards Couches -32 1/11 is going to be a good day to sell furniture in Columbus.
  19. The fact that its fans are the absolute worst
  20. It's a Cecil family secret...his grandmother was Dutch.
  21. If so, they should have a split screen between teeth on one side and gums/meth/incest on the other.
  22. Well, that seals it. Now I really want Texas to win the national championship.
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