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runthebone

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  1. This commentator is insane. If you can score a TD, you score it. Has he not seen Bert?
  2. That'll keep him in extensions for years
  3. Caleb Ferguson to Pirates We are so screwed
  4. I feel pretty good about tomorrow.
  5. runthebone

    Bert!

    Just watch some youtube videos and unfuck yourself, Bert.
  6. at least he'll break even this year with housing and taxes
  7. We'll always have the run Kessinger scored as a pinch runner in 2023.
  8. It's hard to hit a home run there, so that'll be good for him. They may not score enough to help him accumulate wins.
  9. You think Texas can score 14? Homer.
  10. Maybe instead of the flats, it can be 7 yards behind the line of scrimmage
  11. "Welcome to Austin, Joe. Let's talk about your fucked up bullpen management."
  12. Mack must have been torn between shitting on Texas and making things worse for his successor.
  13. Texas 28 The Shoe at Night 27 469 yards Couches -32 1/11 is going to be a good day to sell furniture in Columbus.
  14. The fact that its fans are the absolute worst
  15. It's a Cecil family secret...his grandmother was Dutch.
  16. If so, they should have a split screen between teeth on one side and gums/meth/incest on the other.
  17. Well, that seals it. Now I really want Texas to win the national championship.
  18. Earflaps! Batting helmets! Cups! All signs of the decay of our society!
  19. Ok, our record is not as good as Notre Dame's. Are you suggesting Texas run some "Jap plays"?
  20. What kind of fucking take is that? You don't think PK has earned his pay this year? He deserves a raise.
  21. I thought so at first, too. Then I did some digging, and it turns out this guy didn't even have the best BA on the Yuba-Sutter High Wheelers. In fact, he would only have been fourth on the Missoula PaddleHeads, and now I'm worried again.
  22. Imagine taking some kind of pride or joy out of the accomplishments of your team's conferencemates when you're s'posed to hate most of those motherfuckers.
  23. They s'posed to be SEC. And they are.
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