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runthebone

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  1. I would also have a mysterious ailment that miraculously improved once Skenes came out
  2. Today will be a good showcase. Bloss + Whitley for Skenes
  3. I'm sure Sheila Jackson Lee's ghost is wondering what the fuck the Astros are doing with this trade deadline coming up.
  4. Time to load up for the stretch run. No more fucking forfeit games,much less 40% of the games
  5. Brown is asking Sparky if he can borrow his charger
  6. It's good for Tucker that he's not a horse.
  7. It's because Joe Kelly is a piece of shit cuntface bitch.
  8. He's not the best color man in the league for nothing!
  9. If only he were a starfish or octopus.
  10. Would YOU like to learn how I made $15,000 a day just working from HOME?
  11. We're not sweeping with a fucking Spaghetti start
  12. Must be nice to play the White Sox. Anyway, fuck Cody Bellinger and Joe Kelly
  13. Tampa is having a clearance sale, it looks like
  14. Who needs Yandy when we already have Aledmys as our corner Diaz?
  15. What if I told you guys that the Astros' crack medical staff is confident that JV, Garcia, LMC, and Tucker are all just days away?!!
  16. I generally don't try to be internet tough guy, but if LMC doesn't have a structural issue, is he just afraid to pitch through discomfort? I mean, what does he have to lose at this point?
  17. Oakland is a shitty stadium with shitty food, but I'm going to miss games there. Always can get a great seat, even last minute. From the end of the game until you are on the freeway takes less than 10 minutes. And you know the players and umps can hear every fucking word you say.
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