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runthebone

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  1. Only assholes look at the standings this early. So anyway, we're half a game ahead of the Yankees but seem very unlikely to get our dicks sucked by any national writers this week.
  2. Dude, it's Guillorme. Throw it down the middle
  3. I was freaking out, but I am so glad that the Rodgers IL stint is retroactive so we can get him back in 1 week.
  4. Jason Alexander has had better exits. Overall not as bad as expected, still.
  5. So tonight, we're starting a guy not good enough for the A's? Good
  6. Guillorme can give you 0 hits while playing multiple positions well. So valuable
  7. Get a sac fly and let our 7-8-9 guys win it in the 10th Espada genius magic
  8. yank a splitter out and let's go home
  9. Just need two runs without having to get a hit.
  10. This Varlander is fucking us up
  11. Smart. Let's rely on Dubon and Guillorme
  12. Hey, no hits through 3. This lineup is due
  13. If Melton escapes with all his internal organs and only a lost month, I think we should take it.
  14. Wow, you found a gif with Brandon Walter?!
  15. It'll be as special as watching Arrighetti give up 7 in 1.1 last year.
  16. You know, I hear a lot of negativity towards Cooper Hummel, and I don't like it. Yes, he fucking sucks and has a career 51 OPS+, but remember that he is currently hitting .158 below his career average. He is going to come around. Once he gets that one hit over the next 5 ABs, then cut him.
  17. Rockets are going to be #1 on all of the "teams you don't want to get into a fight with" lists.
  18. Arrighetti would be better off learning to throw left handed
  19. I've got to give Minnesota credit. When they lose, they just say "fuck it."
  20. Let me translate for those unfamiliar with medical jargon: Paredes broke his femur.
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