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runthebone

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  1. 5 runs is not enough to make defensive substitutions with Luis Contreras on the mound
  2. It was a chess match with both sides having only pawns. Feels great The Framchise was awesome tonight even though he was sick.
  3. Hader? Fuck you, Espada. Dumbfuck
  4. Pena and Diaz are like Baseball Benjamin Buttons, getting worse as they enter their prime years
  5. No matter what happens here, we have Pena Rodgers Diaz up next, so we are fucked
  6. Just get this shit over with, Scott and Espada, you fucking assholes
  7. They should steal every time because Diaz throws like he hits. Like dogshit
  8. Espada is a stupid cunt. Fuck him. He's not up to this job. Scott fucking sucks again
  9. This is Joe. His friends call him double down
  10. I called him Jose Walker yesterday, but I don't want him to taint Altuve's name, so I'm calling him Christian Abreu
  11. Espada should call a team meeting in the dugout and tell the players that before he got traded for Jack Shit, Montero told him that when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them...to go out there...with all they've got...and score one fucking run for the Montero
  12. Damn, sucks about Dotel. When he was the set-up man, that bullpen was sick
  13. I would have shitcanned Espada after last season
  14. I think it's time for a hard talk with Scott. Arrighetti needs his right thumb more than be does.
  15. Great. Leadoff walk after our offensive orgy
  16. Offense pretty much should be Dubon trying to get hit in the neck so Altuve can hit a 2 run HR
  17. We should try Altuve at catcher next
  18. Due up, who gives a fuck, they're 0 for 6
  19. I'm sure the pitcher appreciated how Arrozarena Rickey Henderson'd Altuve's HR
  20. Feel free to do something good Jose Walker
  21. What the fuck. MAH GAWD, THAT'S LANCE MCCULLERS'S MUSIC!
  22. Time to trade him for a top 100 prospect
  23. Never in doubt. Other than when it was 7-1.
  24. Each team won one inning, so it's kind of a tie.
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