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runthebone

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  1. Only assholes look at the standings this early. So anyway, we're half a game ahead of the Yankees but seem very unlikely to get our dicks sucked by any national writers this week.
  2. Dude, it's Guillorme. Throw it down the middle
  3. I was freaking out, but I am so glad that the Rodgers IL stint is retroactive so we can get him back in 1 week.
  4. Jason Alexander has had better exits. Overall not as bad as expected, still.
  5. So tonight, we're starting a guy not good enough for the A's? Good
  6. Guillorme can give you 0 hits while playing multiple positions well. So valuable
  7. Father knows best
  8. Get a sac fly and let our 7-8-9 guys win it in the 10th Espada genius magic
  9. yank a splitter out and let's go home
  10. Just need two runs without having to get a hit.
  11. This Varlander is fucking us up
  12. Draw a balk!
  13. Smart. Let's rely on Dubon and Guillorme
  14. Come on Hummel!!!
  15. Hey, no hits through 3. This lineup is due
  16. If Melton escapes with all his internal organs and only a lost month, I think we should take it.
  17. Wow, you found a gif with Brandon Walter?!
  18. It'll be as special as watching Arrighetti give up 7 in 1.1 last year.
  19. You know, I hear a lot of negativity towards Cooper Hummel, and I don't like it. Yes, he fucking sucks and has a career 51 OPS+, but remember that he is currently hitting .158 below his career average. He is going to come around. Once he gets that one hit over the next 5 ABs, then cut him.
  20. Rockets are going to be #1 on all of the "teams you don't want to get into a fight with" lists.
  21. Arrighetti would be better off learning to throw left handed
  22. Pecan pie is empty calories, and I fucking love it.
  23. I've got to give Minnesota credit. When they lose, they just say "fuck it."
  24. Let me translate for those unfamiliar with medical jargon: Paredes broke his femur.
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