Everything posted by runthebone
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Only assholes look at the standings this early. So anyway, we're half a game ahead of the Yankees but seem very unlikely to get our dicks sucked by any national writers this week.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Dude, it's Guillorme. Throw it down the middle
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I was freaking out, but I am so glad that the Rodgers IL stint is retroactive so we can get him back in 1 week.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Jason Alexander has had better exits. Overall not as bad as expected, still.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
So tonight, we're starting a guy not good enough for the A's? Good
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Guillorme can give you 0 hits while playing multiple positions well. So valuable
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Father knows best
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Get a sac fly and let our 7-8-9 guys win it in the 10th Espada genius magic
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
yank a splitter out and let's go home
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Just need two runs without having to get a hit.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
This Varlander is fucking us up
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Draw a balk!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Smart. Let's rely on Dubon and Guillorme
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Come on Hummel!!!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hey, no hits through 3. This lineup is due
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
If Melton escapes with all his internal organs and only a lost month, I think we should take it.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Wow, you found a gif with Brandon Walter?!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
It'll be as special as watching Arrighetti give up 7 in 1.1 last year.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
You know, I hear a lot of negativity towards Cooper Hummel, and I don't like it. Yes, he fucking sucks and has a career 51 OPS+, but remember that he is currently hitting .158 below his career average. He is going to come around. Once he gets that one hit over the next 5 ABs, then cut him.
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Rockets are going to be #1 on all of the "teams you don't want to get into a fight with" lists.
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Good to keep Adams
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Arrighetti would be better off learning to throw left handed
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Pecan pie is empty calories, and I fucking love it.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I've got to give Minnesota credit. When they lose, they just say "fuck it."
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Let me translate for those unfamiliar with medical jargon: Paredes broke his femur.