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runthebone

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  1. Missed a hanging slider. Shithead
  2. Jesus, Pena. Good job Time for another two run HR from our stud 1B
  3. No pressure, but should probably score here
  4. Look up the definition of regression to the mean
  5. Sac fly would.be good
  6. Yes, best case is he comes back at full strength. Great point. Dumbass
  7. Wouldn't have played the infield in, but Espada is so fucking smart, he's probably right
  8. He needs a WR like Johntay Cook. That'd be a team to cheer for.
  9. Because we won't need Monday
  10. It's be nice to get back to having a Texas kicker who is known for being clutch instead of his hair
  11. This lineup is deep, it has like seven #8 hitters.
  12. .500 with this shitty offense is ok, I guess
  13. Man, Schloss has resurrected this program.
  14. Brice Matthews has 25 Ks in 60 ABs
  15. You give a managerial genius like Espada a Whitley...
  16. Damn, this guy is good at everything
  17. Nice, more than an Extra Blocking Surface
  18. Doesn't have quite the same ring as "Bert." Hope he's a better kicker.
  19. Definitely developing a goiter
  20. Maybe eyeblack got way more expensive in the last week. Makes you appreciate the Mannings even more.
  21. I think I need to take a break from this team
  22. Brown is the stupid fucker who called Contreras back up
  23. Espada is either stupid or betting against the Astros
  24. Well, Espada's trust tree is different. Because he is fucking stupid.
  25. 5 runs is not enough to make defensive substitutions with Luis Contreras on the mound
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