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runthebone

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Everything posted by runthebone

  1. Just get this shit over with, Scott and Espada, you fucking assholes
  2. They should steal every time because Diaz throws like he hits. Like dogshit
  3. Espada is a stupid cunt. Fuck him. He's not up to this job. Scott fucking sucks again
  4. This is Joe. His friends call him double down
  5. I called him Jose Walker yesterday, but I don't want him to taint Altuve's name, so I'm calling him Christian Abreu
  6. Espada should call a team meeting in the dugout and tell the players that before he got traded for Jack Shit, Montero told him that when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them...to go out there...with all they've got...and score one fucking run for the Montero
  7. Damn, sucks about Dotel. When he was the set-up man, that bullpen was sick
  8. I would have shitcanned Espada after last season
  9. I think it's time for a hard talk with Scott. Arrighetti needs his right thumb more than be does.
  10. Great. Leadoff walk after our offensive orgy
  11. Offense pretty much should be Dubon trying to get hit in the neck so Altuve can hit a 2 run HR
  12. We should try Altuve at catcher next
  13. Due up, who gives a fuck, they're 0 for 6
  14. I'm sure the pitcher appreciated how Arrozarena Rickey Henderson'd Altuve's HR
  15. Feel free to do something good Jose Walker
  16. What the fuck. MAH GAWD, THAT'S LANCE MCCULLERS'S MUSIC!
  17. Time to trade him for a top 100 prospect
  18. Never in doubt. Other than when it was 7-1.
  19. Each team won one inning, so it's kind of a tie.
  20. This guy is a fucking place of play nightmare
  21. Wow. Shake it off, Jose. Winning is good
  22. Not able to watch but Jesus, Altuve with 4 Ks?
  23. I view today as a success. Yes, we lost, but 3 runs is a big step in the right direction. That's as many as the last 2 games combined. I think the air in Daikin is too cold now. Batting average: Paredes .150 Alvarez .150 Walker .125 Diaz .111 Pena .105 Rodgers .167 (but way up from .000!) Dezenzo .143 (also way up from .000!)
  24. Now's a good time to approach Alvarez about an extension. 5 years, $25 million, something like that.
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