runthebone

Should trade Loperfido this month, get as much as possible

2017 Altuve: you fuckers better not tell me what pitch is coming

Fucking non robot ump

Wait, is he available?!!!!

The Framber Magic 8 Ball says: headcase day!

They're saying boo-urns

Might have had 3 starters if Tucker had both legs. I'm old enough to remember when he was bipedal.

IBB hit HBP HBP good outing

I would be pissed if I came in out of the pen and then had an intentional walk charged to me. I get that it counts as one of the three batters, but...

Arighetti did better than his Detroit start. I think they would take him for Vlad straight up now.

Huh?

Let's win this one for Hummel.

By the time Lance is healed from all his surgeries, he will throw 125mph. Pretty impressive because he will be 95 years old.

Ok, but we are offering Singleton, Whitley, and a Tim Horton's gift certificate

Hader always has to fuck around

Thanks for pitching to him

The part I cut out is that they only looked at players on teams .500 or below at the time written. No longer applies to the Astros, of course. .506, baby!!!

Welcsecme? We are already getting dumber!

You know Tommy Pham is going to get traded. 11 years, 8 teams. Probably has to juggle so many fantasy football lineups, poor bastard. Signed thru 2026, 6 yrs/$150M (21-26)

There are lots of cheap corner infielders available. Trade candidates per The Athletic (*=about to be FA) Stars 1. Luis Robert Jr., CF, White Sox 2. Bo Bichette, SS, Blue Jays 3. Vladimir Guerrero Jr., 1B, Blue Jays 4. Jazz Chisholm Jr., CF, Marlins 5. *Alex Bregman, 3B, Astros 6. *Pete Alonso, 1B, Mets 7. *J.D. Martinez, DH, Mets 8. *Christian Walker, 1B, Diamondbacks 9. *Danny Jansen, C, Blue Jays Good regulars 1. Randy Arozarena, COF, Rays 2. Taylor Ward, COF, Angels 3. Brent Rooker, DH, A’s 4. Luis Rengifo, IF, Angels 5. Andrew Vaughn, 1B, White Sox 6. Lane Thomas, COF, Nationals 8. Yandy Díaz, 1B, Rays 9. *Elias Díaz, C, Rockies 10. Joc Pederson, COF, Diamondbacks 11. *Jesse Winker, COF, Nationals 12. *Josh Bell, 1B, Marlins 13. *Michael Conforto, COF, Giants 14. *Justin Turner, 1B, Blue Jays 15. Starling Marte, COF, Mets 16. *Mark Canha, COF, Tigers 17. Eloy Jiménez, COF, White Sox Role players 1. *Harrison Bader, CF, Mets 2. *Kevin Kiermaier, CF, Blue Jays 3. Miguel Andujar, COF, A’s 4. *Tommy Pham, COF, White Sox 5. *Randal Grichuk, COF, Diamondbacks 6. *Amed Rosario, SS, Rays 7. Patrick Wisdom, 3B, Cubs 8. *Paul DeJong, SS, White Sox 9. *Kevin Pillar, CF, Angels 10. Isiah Kiner-Falefa, SS, Blue Jays 11. Wilmer Flores, 1B, Giants 12. *Tim Anderson, SS, Marlins 13. Eugenio Suárez, 3B, Diamondbacks 14. *Brandon Drury, IF, Angels 15. Jeff McNeil, 2B, Mets 16. Javier Báez, SS, Tigers 17. Andrew Benintendi, COF, White Sox 18. George Springer, COF, Blue Jays Sorry, George

Hope July is get pitchers back month

6 combined no hit innings. Bitchezzzzz Fuck the Mets forever.

Are you from the future?

Today is the best collective offensive performance from 1B this year

Didn't know the Mets were such pussies