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runthebone

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  1. Those numbers are all including Abreu's 113 ABs
  2. Who'd be stupid enough to harass Augie? It's like jumping in the bear pit at the zoo.
  3. Does Bloss have a God bless me throat tattoo also?
  4. I take him at his word that he is shutting it down in July. I'm kidding, but it's true that Lance dreams of making it all the way to July before his season-ending injury
  5. Actually, lots of people bat .100 That fucker Jose Abreu, for instance. I see WBT already made the same point. Fucking chin ponytail.
  6. Oakland lost! Eat shit, AL West! We're the hottest team in the division and are threatening to climb to 4 games under .500. (obligatory fuck you, Selig)
  7. And tied with Oakland as the hottest team in the division* * over the last 2 games
  8. Just to be sure, let's bring the tying run up to the plate
  9. Having to pinch hit for a guy you are paying 5/$75M is embarrassing. I mean, not like cutting a 3/$58M guy, but...
  10. Pena has way too much team control remaining to trade unless you get a ton back.
  11. Great news. Taco Bell NIL gong guaranteed
  12. Especially if he and his Sherpa Bagwell are a package deal
  13. So...nobody has picked up Abreu yet?!!
  14. The Astros are going to score 6, then Pressly will fuck it up.
  15. You just hope they can score 11 so Hernandez gets the win he deserves
  16. Nick Hernandez may be our ace right now.
  17. Their starter must be frozen solid.
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