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runthebone

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  1. How many heart attacks is that for you now, Todd?
  2. Biff is a swell friend who isn't afraid to use his fists when the Hardy boys are in a jam. Chet lets Joe bang his sister. They're both great chums.
  3. They would have better results stacking a pile of shit on top of first base and then basically having the infield try to throw the ball so it gets stuck in it.
  4. Whenever Arch takes over, the number one concern is finding a second person to kick some of the PATs, or else our kicker's leg is going to fall off.
  5. Playing Abreu is elder and fan abuse
  6. The obituary doesn't list cause of death, but I think it's pretty clear that watching Abreu killed him.
  7. Did they start putting exit velocity on the back of the baseball card?
  8. Altuve or Yordan has to walk it off. You know we will lose if it goes 10.
  9. They just need to drop that fucker tonight
  10. This offense is really really really bad when Altuve doesn't get 3 hits.
  11. Maybe Chazzz can only playbfor a manager who hates him. Espada will.get there soon!
  12. With Brown starting, do we have Whitley warm up pregame or wait until the first inning starts?
  13. Whitley's been throwing BP in AAA, so he and Hader should bond quickly.
  14. 9.39, but responsible for the runner on 3rd
  15. Bielak should let all the inherited runners score. Fucking Hader
  16. On second thought, let's just let Abreu hit.
  17. Looks like we are pinch-hitting for the fucking bitch first baseman again this inning.
  18. They need to IL Abreu. You can't let him hit any more. It's pathetic.
  19. Abreu is a slow starter, so he will.be slightly less behind that 90mph cheese in a month
  20. Hey, how many times have you seen two guys fuck up on defense and add 30 pitches to a thin starting rotation then see those same two assholes lead off the next inning?!!
  21. I view this as a major improvement from his last outing as long as he doesn't give up a home run here
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