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runthebone

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  1. Kessinger does lots of things. He makes sure the weight in the team plane is evenly distributed, for instance.
  2. Maybe we should try to score when the bases are loaded today. See what it feels like!
  3. You don't ask Altuve to bunt. You ask a shittier hitter to bunt, but not Jose
  4. So Cabbage will be the runner
  5. We have walked 9 this game So far
  6. Holy fuck. We need to walk them off now
  7. Espada must have bet on this game
  8. It’s low leverage day at MMP!
  9. Active is hitting a HR this inning
  10. Should have put Ort in
  11. That polyp looks precancerous! What the fuck is the GI doc doing leaving that for another 5 years?!! Fuck Fuck He dead
  12. Our RHH 1B! Maybe he can pitch 4 or 5 innings then get TJ.
  13. I still don't get why the OP misspelled fuck
  14. It’d be even better to beat Eovaldi tonight with freaking Spaghetti
  15. Or...51-18 is 100 wins
  16. Fuck off, Arlington
  17. Is Altuve’s hand still fucked? You want to hold on to him until August 2025?
  18. Chaz is at the Maldy career BA of .203
  19. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Can't count on any of the injured starters coming back, need to trade for at least 1 who could start a playoff game
  20. I can't believe Adolis Garcia hasn't been caught with horse testicle in his system yet.
  21. Why keep Whitley in AAA? You know he's going to go on the IL again, so might as well use those appearances in MLB now.
  22. Sweeping a shitty team is good
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