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Navin R. Johnson

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Everything posted by Navin R. Johnson

  1. Let’s dial up three runs for 9 yards followed by a 25 yard punt
  2. Let’s throw deep just to waste a down
  3. How many teams will have season high sacks against us?
  4. Pathetic Helm breaking open right there. He has to be able to make that throw. This isn’t Pop Warner.
  5. We’re going to have to stop punting. Just go for it
  6. I predict a sideline screen on first down
  7. Don’t forget the jizzing. They will be filling jars for days prior to the game.
  8. We’re gonna set a new record for sideline screen plays in a game . It’s gonna be awesome
  9. Put it on the wall!
  10. You ever seen School of Rock? Well this one’s called School of Cock
  11. I’ll give Elko credit for changing quarterback
  12. Bro, we aren’t winning any championships this year. Just enjoy the Aggy misery.
  13. This offense is so explosive it should be rated PG13. There was a point in the second quarter when my 5 year old walked in and I yelled , ‘no, close your eyes! This offense is too explosive for you!’
  14. Is Ewers better than Garrett Gilbert?
  15. Ewers sucks. His draft stock is falling like a rock. It’s better for all parties if he opts out to focus on the draft
  16. Now Ewers can throw another pick in Vanderbilt territory. Great job sark!
  17. Even Chris simms thinks Ewers sucks
  18. That’s how championships are won
  19. So many explosive plays! Sark is an offensive genius!
  20. Quinn needs to cash his checks this year because he ain’t getting any more
  21. We have to throw more sideline screens. It’s the only way
  22. The bad news is this team is only slightly better than a Tom Herman team. That’s also the good news
  23. Our standard is now, just beat Vanderbilt
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