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  1. This gave me my biggest laugh in the last decade.
  2. I think we tried to keep our kid in the house for a weekend, keeping him in underwear and taking him to the toilet every half hour or so. Tried once not too long after he turned 2 with no luck, but it seemed to work a few months later. Getting him to shit in the toilet instead of asking for a diaper was a far greater challenge for us.
  3. I would like to go to Cape May.
  4. We could really use Teddy 2.0 right about now.
  5. Because he's fucking obnoxious and has an elementary school haircut.
  6. The aquarium is superb.
  7. And you call yourself a doctor?
  8. Lol, no hold on Simmons?
  9. ...until next week. 80s are coming back, baby!
  10. My 3 year-old successfully participated in his daycare's Halloween parade today. He was a cowboy. This is a big step, as last year he would not even get in his Mickey Mouse costume. I don't know if I've ever seen anything more adorable than one hundred 2-4 year-olds proudly parading around in their costumes.
  11. The good thing about these elections is they force you to put some degree of thought into them. Pre-2016, I always at least made sure there weren't any glaring red flags to the D candidates, or some exceptional R. For candidates nowadays, all I have to do is see who Abbott and Co. are endorsing for "non-partisan" positions, pick anyone else, and my research is done.
  12. I used to love going to the grocery store. Now, with the combination of prices, especially for a cheapass like me, and dragging a 3 and 1 year-old through HEB, I'm just fighting for my life every goddamn trip.
  13. True, but they also didn't wake up and become that way in 2016. I honestly have a very grim outlook on the future, but I am curious what a post-Trump America looks like.
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