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hookem2010

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  1. Fight with the parents in the hookem house! Had to take my 3 year-old upstairs when my dad slammed his hand on the couch and said that fox wasnt the only place he got his news.
  2. Shelton came out serving angry that the final game of the match was delayed overnight.
  3. Gauff about to pull a Pegula.
  4. Tomorrow. Lame.
  5. Can we send @Mitch Cumsteen's wife to the original cabin? I'd love too see what happens when utilitarian meets the opposite of that.
  6. You could fit two Tom Selleck mustaches between her upper lip and nose. Pass.
  7. OK, that was my understanding as well. Just never know what's coming down the pike with that fucking reptile Miller trying to create a white America.
  8. Wife. She was born in the US, so I don't know if she technically gained citizenship through birthright or through some other means at the time of adoption.
  9. White US citizens
  10. My wife was born in the US to a Korean non-citizen who was in the US for school, then immediately adopted. We live in Texas. Can anyone tell me how concerned we should be?
  11. 1.2 million acres today (plus weakened protections of 58 million additional acres with the rescinded roadless rule), NWRs, NFs and NPs tomorrow. I think anyone who lives in Texas and gives the tiniest shit about the outdoors would agree that more federal lands is preferable to our situation, where over 96% of the land is privately held.
  12. I loved this hike. Went with the now-wife in 2016. We woke up early from the Eagle Creek Campground and did a total of about 12 miles out-and-back. Hardly saw anybody before our turn-around spot. There were at least a half-dozen waterfalls on that 6-mile stretch. I think there was a fire out there a year or two after we did it, so I'm curious how it looks now. It was incredibly green when we went.
  13. And public lands
  14. The 3 year-old was watching a show about some Australian zoo. They showed a bilby (see below if you're marsupial-illiterate), which he referred to as a "bunny pig". Pretty spot-on observation, honestly.
  15. There are hardly any locations in the lower 48 greater than 5 miles from a road. Can't wait for the Trump expressway over Crater Lake. Driving allllllll the way around is just such a hassle.
  16. I'm sure the people who have no problem with this would be totally cool with passages from the Quran or the Seven Tenets of Satanism adorning an elementary school classroom.
  17. This is one of those "great moments in Surly history" threads. But instead of a single post revealing a fetish, or posting a paystub, or analyzing hotel curtains and eliciting a day or two of hilarious responses, this one provides seemingly endless amusement and intrigue. Hats off to you and @mooseoutfront for two of the best ongoing threads on this website.
  18. And that's what foreign policy is all about! Can't wait for a couple days of cool TV to carry us closer to football season!
  19. Lots of crow sitting on the table uneaten...
  20. Here was ours from NYE 2016
  21. The 3 year-old has suddenly started with the incessant "why" questions. He was also climbing all over me while I gave the baby a bottle this morning and when I told him he was being a distraction he said "I'm not being distraction, I'm being perfect."
  22. You know he's angrily name-dropping Hitler and the Kim's since his birthday party isn't as cool as the parades in their honor.
  23. Nothing strikes fear in the hearts of your enemies like a tank rolling down an empty street sounding like a poorly maintained huffy 10-speed.
  24. Well, I'm horrified and shocked, but 0% surprised.
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