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    The Dallas Cowboys are just a punchline at this point. So glad I stopped giving a fuck about them. I still watch the games, but I expect them to choke when they hit the playoffs, and they keep delivering. I have no hope left for this shit show.
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    What a scumbag. Sounds like Elko has what it takes for the aggy job.
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    That's a cool drawing.
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    Now aggy Cowboys fans can shout "Sieg heil!" without violating hate speech codes.
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    Why not? That fits Jerry's carnival barker persona. He should build a new Aquarena Springs at Frisco, turn the DCC cheerleaders into mermaids, and bring back Ralph the swimming pig. "Wooo Pig Sooie" Jerry would be in hog heaven.
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    And what a glorious year it was. Aggy beat the 'sips, won their only title, and singlehandedly defeated Hitler before Bonfire. To celebrate, they burned an outhouse with swastikas painted on it and masturbated into jars of rancid sauerkraut. Whoop!
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    Vince definitely should have won the Heisman Trophy. Same with Colt and Cedric Benson. What's up with HT voters?
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    Dallas would have squandered Mahomes' talent and hindered his development as a player. The Cowboys are a totally dysfunctional organization, and Jerry is at the root of the rot. Like BO&W said, the Cowboys choose brand over substance. Jerry would like to win a Super Bowl, but only if he can take all the credit for it. He still gets paid either way. We're doomed as long as the Jones clan owns the team.
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    Me too.
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    At least UT's arrival will demonstrate that not all Texans are like aggy. They give our beloved state a bad reputation with their peckerwood autism, institutional cultism, and social retardation.
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    Mine said nigra too. She was extremely redneck, but I don't think it was meant as a pejorative. It was just a cracker way of saying negro. But yeah, that shit definitely wouldn't fly nowadays.
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    Reminds me of Cyberball. I used to play the shit out of that game.

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