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Hefeweizen

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  1. I snorted, thanks asshole.
  2. Hope it was worth ruining your reputation for a taste of power, bitch. Amazing how many people get sucked into thinking they will make a difference at all.
  3. Which fuckfaces? I’m sitting here completely befuddled. I’m feeling like next week is going to be really cool man.
  4. Maybe? I’m fucking drunk as shit right now.
  5. This situation is making me think I should try some edibles.
  6. Great news, we should soon have the opportunity to find out!
  7. We as a family are cutting way back on travel. Discretionary spending was already down otherwise. I am trying to convince my wife she does not need a Live TV app ( Hulu right now but YT is similar priced). Canceled Netflix years ago, ready to cancel prime as well. We are lucky in that we live where we want to be, we have everything we need, and don’t need to travel. We have some future remodeling plans that can wait. I feel bad for people trying to buy a house, a car, or with little kids who will be needing clothes and diapers; they are going to be squeezed hard.
  8. Just like the stock ticker doesn’t need to show on TV, we don’t need jobs reports anymore when everything is great.
  9. There’s a bottom but we aren’t 5 percent away from it yet. The falling knives are sharp. I think you need some real blood on the streets before jumping in. Enough cliches for one paragraph.
  10. Did you turn that frown upside down?
  11. Right now I’m feeling pretty good about revising my investments completely in January to put most of my Equity in international funds. Usually I am about 80/20 on my portfolio but in January I went to a 35 percent domestic value equity, 25 percent bond and cash, and 40 percent international equity portfolio. Today my portfolio dropped 0.8 percent. That felt a little less bad than I expected.
  12. There’s nothing about the tariffs that’s non political. The form of these tariffs and the form of idiotic politics is the form of sameness. In platonic terms.
  13. The level of copium in here tells me that we’re going to see a lot more of the denial phase before we get to acceptance. It’sa long way down.
  14. His penis surgery must really have been fucked up, he doesn’t even know who he’s fucked at this point. Poor guy.
  15. I think there might be a wee bit of cheating on these coming. No sir, these are 100 percent American semiconductors!
  16. Correct. They’re on the possibly to do list if they don’t get fentanyl under control or something.
  17. Chicken shit sandwich doesn’t seem to have a functioning brain. The numbers weren’t tariffs. But go on Dumas.
  18. This is going great. Can’t wait to see the markets tomorrow reflect all the winning.
  19. Oh he’ll have more time to shit post as “Technoking”. Memes print money.
  20. Texas municipal utility districts. Pretty good deals to be had.
  21. Same as it ever was. The fleecing of the individual investor. We’re really headed for a 1929 like event right now.
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