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Hefeweizen

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  1. He doesn’t know what anything that doesn’t fit in a gif means. Seriously, even the gifs seem like a bad AI is picking. Just ignore and move on, life is too short for low quality trolls. I don’t agree with lots of people on here but vapid is not worth it.
  2. This in all caps is priceless. Because it leaves out the park where you kill then and dump the bodies in a storm culvert down the road.
  3. The country is in bad shape because people eat too much fast food. Maybe someone was trying to help cornhole lose some weight.
  4. Yeah they are waiting to pick meat off the carcass.
  5. Man rooting for OPEC is just bizarre. Bunch of fucking good for nothing countries. Saudi, Iran, (not Russia)… if you’re on their side you may want to check yourself.
  6. FAFO writ large. Oh well, anyway…
  7. Someone talk me out of going balls deep in Recyclico. I owned its prior iteration before bailing on it over 1.50 or so, then rode it down from 80 cents to forty to break even. At a quarter per share it seems like a good deal. Edit: too late it jumped today. Damn
  8. Bench press contest and then a used corvette. Etsy, huh? Congrats man!
  9. I don’t have a waterburger nearby . Advantage aggy.
  10. This is generally good advice in life. I wish more people would take this to heart.
  11. Damn you sound pretty badass. Gravy seal or Jsoc?
  12. Well you’re a barrel of fun corn hole. I bet you eat Corn Pops out of your shit too.
  13. This thread is great. Death threats over shitty private equity burgers, jacked up trucks, and dollar store. Texas, baby.
  14. Damn that didn’t take long to dig those bodies up!
  15. Cashed my Petrobras dividends and sold the stock on Bolsonaro’s better than expected showing. High risk but I suspected he would do better than expected. That is a serious potential play if Lula wins, since he used it as a piggy bank when he was president of Brazil.
  16. Son of a bitch. So much for that plan. He hired my dad out of business school. Small world.
  17. Hank Greenberg is tanned ready and rested. (Not really)
  18. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate fuck you to people. Yeah we’re tightening but our banking buddies in Europe are hurting so we’re back to QE.
  19. Yup. It’s going to require a bailout most likely and apparently Deutsche Bank is not much better off. Weirdly it’s US banks that seem much less levered than some of the euros.
  20. Lol. We’re pretty much at full employment. We’ve made a lot of business owners very wealthy (myself included as a stock holder in a private company). What we have done is transfer a massive amount of wealth. Sorry your crypto made you a poor.
  21. Lol stupid political post. What his inauguration has to do with Fed policy is beyond me. But you can’t help it, I know.
  22. Never mind, credit suisse is fine.
  23. In my defense my regular stock/fund accounts are down 20 percent for the year now, and my safe cash and bond portfolio is down nearly 5 percent. Inflation protected funds my ass.
  24. Hi I’m a stonkaholic and I need help. Bought back into AMYZF UUUU EOSE and IBRX what the hell am I thinking?
  25. No thanks. I don’t need to see that.
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