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Sorry to put off your delicate sensibilities. I expected better from the remnants of Shaggy Bevo. In honor of SB, I bid you all eat a bag of dicks, and I hope you die in a fire.

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

That isn’t going to tell us anything. Caleb Williams won’t play, and USC quit on their season after we beat them.

There's no way Penix wins the Heisman unless it's a conspiracy to pump up the playoff. If he does, the award is completely meaningless. He's been clutch as fuck, but he's had too many stinker games this year to deserve the award. I'm not really sure that Daniels deserves it for going 9-3, but his stats are insane. Nix would have been a lock if we hadn't shit on Oregon's dreams in Vegas. As for media deepthroatings, the next one UW gets this year will be the first since we beat Oregon the first time. All we've heard since the ASU game was how Oregon was really better than us and was going to kick our ass in the P12CG. I've seen very few media pundits picking us the last couple days. I've even seen some say we're the TCU of this year's field.

I hadn't looked at the stats from this year, I just remember the bowl game last year looking the same as when he was our DC. 15% is a big jump for one year. Maybe Pete finally figured out playing prevent on 3rd and long is a shit idea.

Hasn’t Sark already made a couple comments that make it sound like he’s just happy to have made the playoff? I thought in his interview on ESPN after the selection, he barely stopped himself from saying Texas is playing with house money, which is part of the HH lexicon after he famously said that after UW got to 6 wins in one of our magical 7 win seasons under him.

We played like fucking morons in that game. The weather was atrocious, and we were bombing it downfield like it was 75 and sunny. We played like shit in a bunch of games in the middle of the season. We suck at throwing the ball in the rain, and I wanted our OC fired at numerous points because he refused to adjust his strategy. If our offensive game plan is anything like the ASU, Stanford, or WSU games, we’re fucked. They refused to let us throw deep, and we stupidly kept trying to. If we do what we did against Oregon in the championship game and take what the defense gives us, I think we win.

We hurry up to the line, but it’s mostly to get the play, motion, see how the defense reacts, and adjust. We don’t run the Chip Kelly hurry up.

My wife is a lovely woman, and that was a very traumatic event for her. Please respect her privacy.

He’s a hair lip, too. Get your insults dialed in.

3rd down has always been the problem for Kwat’s defenses. He’s fantastic at not giving up big plays and forcing 3rd and long, then playing soft and giving up fucking infuriating first downs. Stanford used to nickel and dime us all the way down the field back when they weren’t shit, and he never had an answer for it. Luckily for you guys, Grubb and Penix are impatient as fuck, and I’m not sure they have the patience to take what Texas gives them. The Oregon game gives me some hope, as they actually checked some balls down. McMillan being healthy is huge too, he’s great on short routes, and our offense was sorely missing that most of the season.

I absolutely believe you, my man. I also know that Oregon thought they’d bully us on the lines, beat the shit out of Penix, and run all over us, and it didn’t work out so well. Or OC has gone full retard for several game stretches this year, and our defense is infuriating to watch most of the time, but this team just wins. It’s not enjoyable to watch most of the time, but there’s no coach, QB, or team I’d rather have in the 4th quarter of a close game. It defies logic, but they get it done. Winners win. I wasn’t trolling, dumbfuck.

I initially came over here to talk football with a dash of shit, and you fags got all bent out of shape because I dared think my team could win.

This is why @Mitch Cumsteen is my favorite classy Texas poaster. My problem with what I’ve seen here is that you guys are so fucking arrogant, you take my confidence for trolling because you don’t think there’s any chance lowly Washington could beat mighty Texas. I get it, you didn’t have Bijan last year. News flash, you won’t have him this year either.

It’s cute how y'all hang your hats on beating Alabama like they wouldn’t beat you by two scores right now.