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You shouldn't have told her that you were in the closet watching.

I'm fucking dizzy from his circular logic. "We don't need to enable more drop off locations because you shouldn't have to drop it off, as that's the point of a mail-in ballot." Well then why did you everything possible to limit mail in ballots? "There's fraud in the mail-in ballots, and the democrats know it." Huh?

More like Ninjago Predator

So you got to drink your coffee in peace this morning and are complaining? Who's complaining? It actually got a good laugh out of me. I'm just stating some stupid shit that went down.

Oh that happens all the time. At least once a month. This was the first time I had to apologize for something she dreamed that I dreamed.

I was in the doghouse for about an hour this morning because my wife had a dream in which I told her I had a dream I cheated on her. Some sort of double negative in which something imaginary happened inside of something else imaginary meant I was in trouble.

This thread delivers

Not sure why, but this one got me pretty good. It's been said 1,314 times on this thread, but it's like we're all married to the same woman.

The crazy thing is the stereotype is Dems want to raise taxes and GOP lower taxes for the rich. College educated people undoubtedly have more money than non-college graduates on average, yet the uneducated folks that are clearly on the losing end of the wealth discrepancy in this country are happy to cast their vote for Trump because... 'Merica!! Fuck your mask!! You can't take my guns!! White people rule!! Actually that last point is probably reason 1-5.

Ain't that the truth. Aggy destined for a peak Aggy season. OU losing 2 games early. We should be in party mode after cruisin' to 3 wins. Instead...

I think you missed Language Arts as well.

So not only does he like beer that tastes like piss, he likes it warm as well. To each his own I guess.

5-5 or 6-4 are most likely scenarios IMO. The SEC isn't good. Miss At showing up against a completely depleted LSU team in week 1 doesn't mean they're good. Same with Ole Miss. And will LSU be any good at the end of the year? Who knows. Aggy has some talent and they aren't as bad as they showed yesterday. Also, they are a perennial .600 program. It's who they are

Jesus, Aggy is going to win by 60 points and still find a way to lose.

I detect some sarcasm. If you're implying that she's going to cheat on me in order to get another kid, yea...no. She's accepted it and is very happy in hindsight. Agrees it was the right decision. If you're saying I'm going to slip one past the goalie do to increase sexual activity, I took care of that. See vasectomy thread.

I don't play the lottery, but I will let you in on your future...You win the debate about not having a 4th kid and she gets new tits when she finally concedes. So in a way, you do win the lottery.

We have an hallway closet my wife calls "the gift closet". When we had our first child 9 years ago, she decided it would be a good idea to buy about 20 presents for various ages and both genders because of all of the birthday parties we were going to be invited to, and "this will just be easier than having to worry about buying a present each time." We have 3 boys now, have been to countless birthday parties, and I can think of exactly one present that has been used. Every time I suggest using a gift from the closet, there some reason why it won't work. It's been 9 years, and we literally still have those same presents she bought all those years ago.

Fucking Rubio

I think Jesus Moose is a more likely explanation

Best beer I ever drank for me has 2 entries. Well, more like most memorable. 1. 20 years ago I went fishing in Alaska in a remote location (i.e. float plane in, "see ya in 6 days", float plane out) with a buddy of mine. We packed some whiskey, but the weight restrictions didn't make loading up 6 days worth of beer feasible. It was a great trip, but exhausting, and we were stuck for an extra day due to weather. We got back to Ketchikan and took the best shower of my life, then went to a local spot for some fried halibut sandwiches and about the coldest, most refreshing beer of my life. I have no idea what it was, and it really didn't matter. Something hoppy. 2. 5-6 years ago went skiing with a different buddy. Had a great day, very few breaks, and we were freaking worn out. We went into a local pizza joint and they had Pliny the Elder on tap. I had never had it, but had heard of it. That first sip was magnificent. Not just the taste of the beer, but the shot of adrenaline it gave me. We camped out for about 3 hours and got shit-can hammered and ate an entire pizza each.

And he's from Plano. Chance to play close to home for 2 years while getting a masters.

I can't help but laugh. I mean, we've all been there, but it's still funny. I hope you got yourself a slumpbuster this week.

I had to watch the video again, and I just noticed the brilliance of you specifying diet cola. Fucking LOL

Dickbutt chiseled by Michelangelo would be fucking awesome

Wanna grab a bite?