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kevwun

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  1. Yet somehow he still manages to look like a filthy hobo.
  2. Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times. It's never dry and he can't pour more water on his head in the outfield.
  3. He’s gonna need 250 carries to get those 400 yards so there won’t be many to spare.
  4. If Tucker still can't run full speed at this point, I don't think he's playing again this year.
  5. Her dad is also a piece of shit, so it's not surprising. The only reason she ever ran as a Dem was because she couldn't get elected in Hawaii as a Republican. She reached her ceiling in the Democratic Party, so she switched sides for the grifting money and a shot at power no matter how small it is.
  6. It's like ESPN is trying to be terrible.
  7. kevwun

    PCU

    HBO played the fuck out of it back in the day. I've probably seen it 15 times because of that.
  8. Yeah, he was very reliable about making bad decisions at key moments. He never missed a chance to bring in a shitty lefty to face Yordan.
  9. Good, he can keep pitching for them. I'm sure they'll be happy for the help.
  10. Pretty sure the Russians have claimed to have destroyed more than have actually ever been produced.
  11. Doesn't apply if: He throws 100 pitches He gives up four or more earned runs He gets injured (with a required IL stint We're gonna limit injuries by making starters endure longer innings when it's clear they don't have it that start. Pitchers definitely aren't going to overthrow when they are trying to avoid getting shelled.
  12. A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid. It boggles the mind.
  13. He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer. Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.
  14. It's kind of amazing that only one of Trump's kids turned out to be a serial killer.
  15. Maybe he killed himself? Russians have a strange ability to shoot themselves multiple times when committing suicide.
  16. Ripping their hearts out in the ALCS is the most fun.
  17. Half the team hits better away from Houston anyway.
  18. I hope they nailed Rose in the ribs the next time he played them.
  19. Saleh came us with 6 more motivational acronyms in the time it took you to type out that post.
  20. You could spend the rest of your life convincing your wife it wasn't the beans or you could just move on.
  21. It was an interesting twist on how time travel usually gets fixed at the end.
  22. Leon is gonna need most of a season to know if he can play in the majors. What he's done after being called up was very predictable. Rosario could help the team. He has no pop whatsoever, but he can hit singles and doesn't strikeout much.
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