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Dr. Teeth

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Everything posted by Dr. Teeth

  1. Keep calling the long yardage Wingo play.
  2. Well at least Sexton is able to show his other clients he will do whatever it takes to fuck up your team for a salary bump.
  3. “I can only win a congressional seat in Texas”.
  4. Was it because he was just a kid and Rs didn’t want someone with no experience?
  5. Kyle Flood just got a recruiting idea.
  6. They care about one major thing in both: 2A and Israelites being in a geographic location for cloud Jesus to plant his flag. Everything is open for their unique interpretation. Bonus points if cloud Jesus has a AK-47 when he gets down here, which would be one of their unique interpretations.
  7. They say they have a health care plan. They were voted into office. Why not let things happen? Who is to say they won’t fix it. Why is it up to the opposition, one that controls zero branches of the government, to fix the issue. I would say reopen and let the Rs resolve the matter. If it equates to millions losing their insurance, then who is to blame for that? That’s not wanting pain, that’s actually democracy.
  8. That was coaching malpractice. Did Morris want him to get injured?
  9. Dr. Teeth replied to SmokeyBear1861's topic in Cloak Room
    CNN reported this as the peace plan surviving its first test. Seems like the new normal is just strikes against Gaza with no major counter by Hamas. Peace?
  10. This Jeff Fisher Bowl is terrible. Still hope we win and get the free USFL swag.
  11. New offense: have them punt to us on every down.
  12. That might be the stupidest thing we have done this year. And that is saying something.
  13. Three FGs ahead.
  14. If Sark did that, we would be burning down the tower tonight. Holy crap. Its like if Santa Anna and Jeff Fisher had a baby.
  15. Kid is lobbing balls. Can’t even throw. We need to just crowd the line.
  16. The analyst was wrong. You don’t have to go for the sidelines. Throw it past the sticks and clock stops. It is pussy football that finally benefits us.
  17. Not sure why they don’t go for one more. This seems too far.
  18. Prevent D against this shit?
  19. I want to meet the degenerate betting on a Kentucky offensive player.
  20. Really happy the OC for Kentucky is a moron.
  21. If I am bored, I go am back and forth watching Jeselnick or Mulaney specials. I could watch Thoughts and Prayers and The Comeback kid over and over again. And both are at the top of their games now. Both seem to be the comic’s comic too. Not sure why they aren’t more celebrated.
  22. I guess we will never find out if Stone will do It.
  23. Still should have tried it on 2nd. He was rolling through them the entire drive. Then you kill momentum.
  24. It’s not just this game, this drive or this team. It’s a complete loser mentality across sports. Everyone is playing to not lose. No one wants to try to win anymore.
  25. With this line, that’s pretty solid.
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