Jump to content

oh_snap

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    843
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by oh_snap

  1. Nothing is fucked. We got this.
  2. Need arms warm in pen. Someone wake dusty up
  3. That was a suboptimal half inning
  4. Fucking ump cam. That’s the same pitch called a strike on us
  5. It’s a fucking beachball’s width Smoltz
  6. Stupid fucking camera angle
  7. Frambers strategy with that mascara wearing MF semien is to keep throwing balls so he gets frustrated and swings at trash. Genius.
  8. Just keep working his pitch count so we can get to that pen
  9. Lmao. Seager an idiot for swinging.
  10. Sounds like no deal from this meeting per buster olney…appeal is filed
  11. Not that I need or want to defend Harper, but that happened during the regular season. Also Angel Hernandez can EABOD. But the real travesty here is that Adolis isn’t suspended. Benches cleared because he acted a fool. He pushed Maldonado, the ump, and then charged Maldonado again. If Abreu deserves a suspension (he doesn’t), logic serves that Garcia does more given it was him who really escalated the situation. what sucks more is this is a distraction that takes away from the game prep. Given our experience in October, think we can harness this for good.
  12. I like your confidence that we’ll do better than being relegated to the Texas TaxAct Bowl in the future. I’m afraid I’m not as sure.
  13. If Abreu suspension holds after appeal, can we call someone up to take his roster spot, or do we have to go short? Siap
  14. I just love the fact that we live in a world that people legitimately believe the Astros are so fucking good and confident in themselves that they could intentionally hit a guy in the bottom of the 8th and no outs and one on already while down 2 runs in a pivotal game 5 of the ALCS. Oh yeah and the 8 and 9 hitters were our next batters in the 9th. yes, our dick is so big we can shoot it and still fuck your wife deep
  15. We’re Texas. do we celebrate bowl eligibility? I don’t even know anymore.
  16. A win is a win is a win is a win. But that sucked balls. Only enjoyable aspect is Tim Fuckface Brando is a sad Fuckface tonight.
  17. Props to that cougar dude for not crying like a little bitch with his foot turned that way. Pretty amazing actually.
  18. Dummy needs to learn to slide
  19. One subtle thing that I feel was some great strategery that hasn’t been mentioned yet (I don’t think) was Espada’s double switch to have Yani bat first for Pena and then singleton for maldo. I think most people, including Leclerc, probably thought Diaz would bat second in the inning. So while I’m sure he was studying the scouting report on pena and Diaz while getting ice fucking cold because Dusty ran the clock like a boss, he was also thrown off by seeing Diaz first. it’s been a long season with some head scratching decision making along the way. Was nice to see that yesterday.
  20. This has me rolling
  21. And for that, I thank him.
  22. Said it before in this thread during the season, and I mean it. Astros Mount Rushmore is just four faces of Tuve.
  23. Is grae on the roster? Who plays SS?
  24. Espada you beautiful genius.
×
×
  • Create New...