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  1. 1) no blowout losses (more than 13pts) 2) win 10 games 3) top 3 recruiting class All are measurable and realistic. And the bare minimum for anyone to coach at Texas.
  2. Well, it’s not “bye forever”, to this thread. More like, “I’ll see you again in 2024”. By then, CUM will be need to re-establish his legacy after the NFL nonsense.
  3. So Sarks agent overplayed their hand trying to get more money. Texas said fuckoff, and now Sark saying okay, I’ll take that first offer, pretty please.
  4. This grandpa troll needs to be given a wedgie. Rip the fucking band off his tightywhities.
  5. Negotiation tactic. Just last attempt of money grab before signing the papers. sark ain’t dumb, he knows this is his chance.
  6. Wrong part is highlighted in that Stadium tweet blurb. Dude cashed out at 11:53AM. I’m also very curious to know who drank the extra beer.
  7. Maybe CDC should also fire Shaka and replace him with Larry Eustachy. All part of the master plan so we can be “that school”. We need an identity anyways.
  8. Can you guys stop talking about Sark. I’m trying my damned hardest to block that out for a few hours and revel in the joy that Fuckface Mensa was fired. We can handwring about Sark later. Let us rejoice for a bit that Vodka Tom got what he deserved.
  9. Welp, I guess I’ll see you fuckers in 2024 when we do this all over again. Urban will be done with his NFL experiment and ready to redeem himself. CDC playing several steps ahead.
  10. Was that play some sort of homage to the Manny Diaz years? Two injuries and a bunch of missed tackle. Wooof
  11. This feels like when Brady replaced Bledsoe. Because I’m drunk as fuck and want to believe. Show me a loss bitxhesssss
  12. If Sam was gonna come back, lol, now he’s not.
  13. Low key racist
  14. Personally, I’ll wait to see if he sings the Eyes post game before I fully anoint.
  15. It’s Golic? I thought ESPN fired that turd. Dude needs to calm the fuck down.
  16. Goddamn this color commentator is a fuking beating to listen to. Take a breath dude.
  17. “Great job Bijan. Enjoy riding the pine rest of the evening,” said Turtle Tom.
  18. 2020 Alamo Bowl: The Poop Cake is fiiiiiinally baked. Surprise, it’s a McRib!
  19. Don’t forget the commemorative plastic tumblers
  20. Won’t happen. No one else will pay him what is in his current contract. Other schools may pounce when he’s fired, to get a “deal” due to offset language. But not even Mensa is dumb enough to walk away from his current contract. He’ll just mail it in next year if we keep him, which is what I think he did this year anyways.
  21. fuck off with this
  22. oh_snap

    Cade Brewer

    He’s a horn and bleeds for the program, and I’m grateful, blah blah blah. He’s the TE version of Kyle Porter. Every time he touches the ball, it’s trash. Dude can’t break a tackle if his life depended on it. Herman’s refusal to use Wiley the Giant instead of him is infuriating.
  23. The fake punt pass to Cade Brewer behind the sticks is what absolutely convinced me that Mensa already knows he will be fired and dude is just straight trolling on his way out hoping to force CDC’s hand sooner so he doesn’t have to fly to Kansas. Jokes on you though, Mensa. Whether or not Urbs is locked up, CDC is going to make sure you wear the L against Kansas like your similarly worthless predecessor.
  24. Mensa’s decision to throw incomplete passes on Offense to stop clock now comes in handy. You guys just don’t even know. He’s multiple steps ahead.
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