Everything posted by oh_snap
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
A fool and his money...
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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets
Brandon Jones trying to slide out of the first round with that bone headed play
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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets
Saw that. Defender was trying to twist it.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Sumlin should take Hamm seriously. He’s an expert at ruining careers. And marriages.
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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets
Gundy is an idiot for not throwing it. I’ll take it.
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Texas @ Rice - 7:00 PM CBS Sports Network
I call that a reacharound cover
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Sacha Baron Cohen plays it straight as The Spy (Netflix)
Ok. Stan Beeman’s Israeli accent.... just no.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Part of their offensive revolution. Moose outside shoulda told ya
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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aggy @ Clemson
That’s REAL coaching. In the sweltering heat of South Carolina, Jimbo’s boys dug deep and pounded it down their throats on a ball control drive to run out the clock and cover the spread against the defending national champion. Never mind they were down three touchdowns, Jimbo wanted to send a message, and by god he did. This team is able to roll with the big boys in 2020, or maybe 2021.
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aggy @ Clemson
Wonder if they will print it on commemorative plastic cups at Kroger field if they backdoor cover. Actually not wondering, of course they will.
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Antonio Brown's mysterious foot injury is severe frostbite
AB and Gordon. Wow, good for the Pats.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
I’m right here. Say it again
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Cedric Benson has passed away - RIP 🤘
Awful news. Too young. RIP. Did he have any kids? Seems like he may have had a daughter per Bo Scaife’s tweet, but can’t figure out for sure.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
You guys are all looking at this wrong. The truth is if was serious about an engineering degree, he made the right choice. The engineering program at UT is hard as fuck. I did EE and was always fucking studying. Most people fail out and that’s without trying to be a d1 athlete. Im fairly certain LEGO camp at Auburn is the way to go if you want your degree to say engineering and play football at the same time.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
This recruitment feels so much like Jalen Catalon from last year. Fringe 3/4star rating from the services, but a real baller that would have thrived in our scheme and everyone was really excited about. Sucks to lose him, but at least the depth chart cushions the blow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
God damn we have some aggy in our own fanbase. I know some responses are satire, but still Kid picked another school. It sucks. Trashing him by saying he got paid or because he’s too weak to ignore his dad and make his own decision is aggy as fuck. We lost.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
I love how Howell feebly tries to control the message by telling his posters Jackson won’t be there, and then crosses his fingers hoping no one asks where Jackson would be. Clearly he knew all along since it came out 8 minutes later, but heaven forbid he gives his paying customers the full truth unless they ask.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
You guys really need to fuck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
So not like my man swoop. Good to know.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
What did I miss? Regardless, theres no way ever BC would subtweet a facebook poster. Hammster wishes he would.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Ummm, if playing for the national title isnt a license to be arrogant, then what the fuck is?
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
It’s too bad Mental Gymnastics is not an ncaa sport. Aggy would have so many championships.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Here for the katefaps. it’s been so long
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
luicci’s washing machine’s spin cycle is the true 5star in that class