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mr. sunshine

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  • Birthday 12/30/1963

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  1. Years ago while I was suffering cedar fever the Statesman ran a recipe to help combat it. A can of chicken and rice soup and hot Rotelle tomatoes over some nacho chips. Throw some shredded cheese of your choosing on top and microwave at nuke level. Won't heal you but you'll feel better for awhile
  2. Tanner Burns sounds like the name of a private investigator, a cowboy or a porn star. Perhaps all 3
  3. What he did to our offensive line in the '09 conference championship game still makes me blow my rape whistle once in awhile
  4. I'm old enough to remember seeing Darryl Stingley, Jr. get paralyzed on live TV and then it being shown as a game highlight
  5. Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit
  6. Probably already covered but I'd slap this bitch into next week
  7. I think I've heard of this guy. Once hung a guy from a cherry picker right?
  8. Good thing their last coach got out of the way and took off to pursue national championships at some Louisiana shithole. What was that guy's name again?
  9. Nice job by the holder too. If only Bert had that. Wait never mind
  10. When I think of big timers naturally I think of VY, Omenihu, Rick Ross and kingkoopa6. Players all
  11. Like my dad used to say. Couldn't catch a hot biscuit on a cold morning
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