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mr. sunshine

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  1. Cal about to beat Auburn at home. Fuck Hugh Freeze and the horse he stuck his dick in and had to ride in on
  2. Somewhere Johnny Jolly is doing a dance. Probably in a 7-11 parking lot with a 40 ouncer of Olde English
  3. I don't know. Something about wearing the colors of the team you root for. But she's probably got several costume changes in store before the night is over. As to whatever popped into your mind I see yamps hotter than that going to, being at and coming home from work every day. Keep it in your pants sailor
  4. Didn't realize the Chef's colors were denim and denim
  5. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least they can still give each other the reach around
  6. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    This compares to me being left out of Scarlett Johannson's vagina. I wasn't deserving either but it was still very hurtful to my feelings
  7. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    Fuck yeah. The goldfish is their third string quarterback
  8. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least these two have the butt sex as a consolation prize
  9. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    DJ Ukulele couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
  10. Hey I think he'd make an above average rodeo clown
  11. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    As far as coaches named Norvell go, Jay > Mike. If there's any other coaches out there named Norvell, including tee ball, life and fantasy league coaches I'll bet they're all better than Mike
  12. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    These announcers sound like they really really want Florida State to be good. Ifs and buts. Candy and nuts. Merry fucking Christmas in September assholes
  13. Brian Kelly sounds like he sucks a mean cock
  14. If there's an Oilcan Harry's in CS yeah he was there
  15. I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama
  16. and a jar of peanut butter
  17. ESPN + is also an option
  18. Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
  19. Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
  20. I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
  21. Good Lord Elko is a fat fuck
  22. We don't need no stinking chins!!!
  23. Let me get this straight. Pimp ass George Hamilton used to tan entirely too much and spilled his drank on your deck so you think it's all yucky and needs to be restained. You should have it bronzed instead. Seriously the presence of a child or two is the only evidence this couple has ever been laid
  24. Their fans look like they had Everclear for breakfast. In Oklahoma that's called a day that ends in y
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