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mr. sunshine

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  1. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    This compares to me being left out of Scarlett Johannson's vagina. I wasn't deserving either but it was still very hurtful to my feelings
  2. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    Fuck yeah. The goldfish is their third string quarterback
  3. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    At least these two have the butt sex as a consolation prize
  4. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    DJ Ukulele couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
  5. Hey I think he'd make an above average rodeo clown
  6. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    As far as coaches named Norvell go, Jay > Mike. If there's any other coaches out there named Norvell, including tee ball, life and fantasy league coaches I'll bet they're all better than Mike
  7. mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    These announcers sound like they really really want Florida State to be good. Ifs and buts. Candy and nuts. Merry fucking Christmas in September assholes
  8. Brian Kelly sounds like he sucks a mean cock
  9. If there's an Oilcan Harry's in CS yeah he was there
  10. I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama
  11. and a jar of peanut butter
  12. ESPN + is also an option
  13. Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
  14. Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
  15. I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
  16. Good Lord Elko is a fat fuck
  17. We don't need no stinking chins!!!
  18. Let me get this straight. Pimp ass George Hamilton used to tan entirely too much and spilled his drank on your deck so you think it's all yucky and needs to be restained. You should have it bronzed instead. Seriously the presence of a child or two is the only evidence this couple has ever been laid
  19. Their fans look like they had Everclear for breakfast. In Oklahoma that's called a day that ends in y
  20. Already with the horns down. Rent free. Which is the only way to live in Oklahoma
  21. From Austin today and Corpus Christi tomorrow. My 60 year old ass finally got a new job. Will miss the game in person but party on MFers
  22. I think Bob Cole should be relegated to two tin cans with a string connecting them. Then he can be cloned so he'll have someone who'll actually pick up the second tin can and listen to him
  23. Once Upon a Time in the West. You bring a horse for me? No. It looks like we're shy a horse. No. You brought two too many
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