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mr. sunshine

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  1. ESPN + is also an option
  2. Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
  3. Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
  4. I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
  5. Good Lord Elko is a fat fuck
  6. We don't need no stinking chins!!!
  7. Let me get this straight. Pimp ass George Hamilton used to tan entirely too much and spilled his drank on your deck so you think it's all yucky and needs to be restained. You should have it bronzed instead. Seriously the presence of a child or two is the only evidence this couple has ever been laid
  8. Their fans look like they had Everclear for breakfast. In Oklahoma that's called a day that ends in y
  9. Already with the horns down. Rent free. Which is the only way to live in Oklahoma
  10. From Austin today and Corpus Christi tomorrow. My 60 year old ass finally got a new job. Will miss the game in person but party on MFers
  11. I think Bob Cole should be relegated to two tin cans with a string connecting them. Then he can be cloned so he'll have someone who'll actually pick up the second tin can and listen to him
  12. Once Upon a Time in the West. You bring a horse for me? No. It looks like we're shy a horse. No. You brought two too many
  13. I throw LSU in there too. Compared to that diploma factory ND, aggy and OU are Harvard, Stanford and Yale
  14. Dammit. Normally I'd pay to listen to her pee into a tin cup but then I read this thread
  15. I don't know. Seemed to work very well when they called it The Incredibles
  16. OK you've convinced me. Pulling for the meteor now
  17. I've got a shit ton of aggy cousins. Yeah they're weird AF but they don't know any better. But what I can't tolerate are the few Notre Dame blowhards I know going on and fucking on about Notre Dame because evidently they know fuck all about anything else. At least aggy can regale you with tales of meat judging competitions
  18. Normally my second favorite team is whoever's playing A&M that weekend but if Notre Dame played North Korea I'd be there with my Kim Jong Un t-shirt on
  19. If a coach has drawn more love for coaching a team to a 4-8 record I don't remember him/her
  20. They're lesbians like in every other commercial these days. Mother and daughter? Nope. Sisters? Nope. Friends? Nope. I guess commercials should reflect society in general but if you go by them 99% of the population has teh gay. I'd see myself to the Cloak Room but nah
  21. I remember an article after he was hired. It compared him to Oliver Luck, who was supposedly also under consideration. The writer compared it to two guys shopping for a car. Luck would ask the salesman about such things as horsepower, miles per gallon, resell value, etc. This dickhead would just want to know where the slot was to stick his Beach Boys CD in
  22. She's fit as fuck in the movie Wimbledon too
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