Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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BC @ FSU
This compares to me being left out of Scarlett Johannson's vagina. I wasn't deserving either but it was still very hurtful to my feelings
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BC @ FSU
Fuck yeah. The goldfish is their third string quarterback
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BC @ FSU
At least these two have the butt sex as a consolation prize
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BC @ FSU
DJ Ukulele couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
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Dabo and Clemson
Hey I think he'd make an above average rodeo clown
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BC @ FSU
As far as coaches named Norvell go, Jay > Mike. If there's any other coaches out there named Norvell, including tee ball, life and fantasy league coaches I'll bet they're all better than Mike
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BC @ FSU
These announcers sound like they really really want Florida State to be good. Ifs and buts. Candy and nuts. Merry fucking Christmas in September assholes
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USC v. LSU in Vegas, 6:30 on ABC
Brian Kelly sounds like he sucks a mean cock
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USC v. LSU in Vegas, 6:30 on ABC
If there's an Oilcan Harry's in CS yeah he was there
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USC v. LSU in Vegas, 6:30 on ABC
I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama
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USC v. LSU in Vegas, 6:30 on ABC
and a jar of peanut butter
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USC v. LSU in Vegas, 6:30 on ABC
ESPN + is also an option
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
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Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
- Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
Good Lord Elko is a fat fuck- Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
We don't need no stinking chins!!!- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Let me get this straight. Pimp ass George Hamilton used to tan entirely too much and spilled his drank on your deck so you think it's all yucky and needs to be restained. You should have it bronzed instead. Seriously the presence of a child or two is the only evidence this couple has ever been laid- Temple @ Oklahoma
Their fans look like they had Everclear for breakfast. In Oklahoma that's called a day that ends in y- Temple @ Oklahoma
Already with the horns down. Rent free. Which is the only way to live in Oklahoma- Thursday Night's Slate NDSU @ Colorado + Other Games thread
*sniffing glue- Hi, assholes, it’s me again on another Friday . . .
From Austin today and Corpus Christi tomorrow. My 60 year old ass finally got a new job. Will miss the game in person but party on MFers- Bob Cole relegated to band PA only.
I think Bob Cole should be relegated to two tin cans with a string connecting them. Then he can be cloned so he'll have someone who'll actually pick up the second tin can and listen to him- The movie you just watched
Once Upon a Time in the West. You bring a horse for me? No. It looks like we're shy a horse. No. You brought two too many - Notre Dame @ Texas A&M; Catholics vs Cultists
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