mr. sunshine

Watched it last night and loved, loved, loved it. Great acting all the way around. Except Aaron Eisenberg as Ric Flair. That's the shittiest Ric Flair impersonation ever. Even most chicks can do better

What time?

A lot funnier and way less depressed than Anthony Bourdain

If the Dead Sea Scrolls were found today they'd be on somebody's cellphone

So a castrated bull escaped and impregnated a cow? Hahahahahaha. That's some rich, rich stuff

Love him but I don't think he knows how steers work

I didn't even know what a Kiki Palmer was but after a few Hello Fresh commercials, yeah that will work

Texas unified the athletic department into one outfit for both men and women. Based on how she dresses Plonsky is also big on unifying outfits for both men and women

Admit it. Y'all deserve it along with some good old fashioned harassment

What does surly have planned? I want to stalk some of you MFers

Absolutely no sunshine and I ought to know

Also fuck your diploma from Southern New Hampshire University. New Hampshire is way too fucking small to have a north, south, east or west. It's just fucking New Hampshire

Also I can could do the Strother Martin soliloquy way before this song came out. Creeps most folks out which is OK by me

Look at your young men fighting Look at your women crying Look at your young men dying The way they've always done before Look at the hate we're breeding Look at the fear we're feeding Look at the lives we're leading The way we've always done before My hands are tied The billions shift from side to side And the wars go on with brainwashed pride For the love of God and our human rights And all these things are swept aside By bloody hands, time can't deny And are washed away by your genocide And history hides the lies of our civil wars D'you wear a black armband when they shot the man Who said, "Peace could last forever"? And in my first memories, they shot Kennedy I went numb when I learned to see So I never fell for Vietnam We got the wall in D.C. to remind us all That you can't trust freedom when it's not in your hands When everybody's fightin' for their promised land and I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich, while it buries the poor You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store Ain't that fresh? I don't need your civil war Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no Look at the shoes you're filling Look at the blood we're spilling Look at the world we're killing The way we've always done before Look in the doubt we've wallowed Look at the leaders we've followed Look at the lies we've swallowed And I don't want to hear no more My hands are tied For all I've seen has changed my mind But still, the wars go on, as the years go by With no love of God or human rights And all these dreams are swept aside By bloody hands of the hypnotized Who carry the cross of homicide And history bears the scars of our civil wars I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich, while it buries the poor You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store Ain't that fresh? I don't need your civil war No no no no no no no no no no no no I don't need your civil war I don't need your civil war You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store Ain't that fresh? I don't need your civil war No no no no no no no no no no no no I don't need one more war Ooh, I don't need one more war No no no, no whoa, no whoa What's so civil 'bout war anyway?

This reminds me of a bumper sticker back in the day... Speed on Brother. Hell Ain't Even Half Full

USAA insurance. Oh I get it. Gronk is stupid. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

and not to completely threadshit but there's some irregularities at play here with these particular Presidential killings

Fortunately I attended UT back when the police had some discretion. Today once they hit the lights, cameras automatically come on and there's a permanent record of the traffic stop. I couldn't make it as a student today

I took a history of motion pictures class from Professor Ramirez Berg and he showed us the Godfather Saga years before it aired on NBC. I wish the original films included those scenes, especially when Vito saw a bunch of kids fucking with the Black Hand. He knew the guy was a huge pussy which explains his later actions

I'll continue to pull for our Kansas State overlords. Also Iowa State and Kansas. They all beat us once in awhile. Big whoop. So did everybody else

also always enjoyed on Seinfeld when Puddy wore the fur coat and Elaine referred to him as Dr. Zaius

Saw them all opening weekend at the Texas Theater in Jasper. I was in junior high and my father would take me to supper Friday nights and then drop me off at the movies. Hippies and black people sat up in the balcony. Lots of interesting smoky odors came from there. Always wanted to sit up there but I hadn't embraced my inner pimp yet

Michael shooting Solotzo and McCluskey in their heads is the greatest moment in cinematic history. I'll suffer your slings and arrows and stand behind that statement

Robert Towne, who is still with us at age 89, was the "script doctor." Didn't even know what that was until Robert Towne became one

I always used to dig all the Lincoln & Kennedy similarities. I think they were on a card you could buy at Stuckey's to go with that pecan log... Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Boothe shot Lincoln in a theatre and hid in a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and hid in a theatre, etc.