Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
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He's probably drunk. Unless he's driving. In that case he's really, really drunk- The Sopranos
This is why I think she tops the list of any Sopranos bad guys- We’re Taking Over This Town - Pantera to tour in ‘23
My dad used to fish Lake Toledo Bend with his old fart buddies back in the 90s. I'd get a regular invite but if there was something more entertaining to do I'd pass, which was pretty much every time. I regret it now. Not only for not spending more time fishing with the old man but I later learned Dime, Vinnie and Rex used to fish Toledo Bend when they had some time off. Would have been a trip to meet them out there catching bass and white perch- This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
The ghost of Keith Whitley says hold my liquor store promo sized bottle of whiskey- Colt McCoy retires from the NFL and joins NBC as a Big Ten analyst
The internet has now achieved its highest potential. Shut her down- Bad Monkey
Not yet but the coroner doesn't favor bras and has a fantastic pair of nipples- Movie/TV castings you figured wouldn't work. But did.
Michael Keaton as Batman. Come on kids try and keep up- Bad Monkey
Murder mystery/comedy series set in Key West, Miami and the Bahamas on AppleTV starring Vince Vaughn. Two episodes in. So far so good- Gena Rowlands has passed
- Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
Since they got left out it's a good thing they didn't get their shit pushed in in their bowl game. Wait wut- Alien: Romulus
Just saw it. Kicks so much ass. Just consider Alien, Aliens and this one a trilogy and forget all that other crap- Halloween/Horror Movie Thread
Thanks for the list but please cut to the chase. I didn't know math would be involved- Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
I can remember when every single pro sports coach was old enough to be my grandpa. Now I'm old enough to be a grandpa to most of them. Except Andy Reid. You old fat fuck- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I was in a certain service organization in the 80s that blared "Johnny 99" over a loudspeaker for 12 hours straight during the hazing ritual. Never been waterboarded but I'd invite the comparison- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
ancestry.com So you're a really good beach volleyball player. So was your mom. But you've got to submit your DNA and pay to find out why you're a really good beach volleyball player- "Saturday Night" - movie about 1975 SNL
Looks good. It's official. Willem Dafoe is in everything now- Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
Please ask your Titans to return Houston's name and colors. I'm almost sure Houston can afford to cough up a reasonable fee. Also ask your Titans to quit being a bitch about it. Thanks- Byron Murphy, balls too
Trans? So Byron Murphy digs Trans Ams. Pimp- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
"Friends" in Safelite commercials get waaaaaaaay too excited about windshield replacement- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Now I'm craving green bean casserole for breakfast- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Thanks for Davy Crockett, Tennessee. Other than that feel free to fuck teh fuck off- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Never met anyone who'd play the race card so early on. Except a certain criminal defense attorney who'd realize she was getting her ass kicked and it was only jury selection- Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
Hmmm "tracking the ball." is it legal to teach this skill to our DBs? - Tell me about Texas Tech
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