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mr. sunshine

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  1. Minor nitpick but players who are Jrs., IIs, IIIs, whatever putting that on the back of their jerseys... For example Bronny James, your last name ain't James Jr. It's still fucking James
  2. aka the chili bowl haircut
  3. Gillette commercial with the father and son team getting waaaaaay too excited about razors. "Game changah!!!"
  4. I'm going to start using this. Naturally I'll say that I thunk it up on my own and give you absolutely no credit for this gem but that's how I roll
  5. Late to the party. Has anybody posted the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" gif because fuck Tennessee
  6. Did you hear they had to close their library?
  7. If anybody could be the head football coach here and also take over basketball responsibilities it's got to be Sark
  8. JRSWYDT* *Jon Rothstein saw what you did there
  9. Lady friend and I caught the matinee at the Alamo on South Lamar today. Lots of interesting ideas but not fully baked or tied together too well. Not a fan of cannibalism, self mutilation and/or suicide. This movie is somewhere between "hey I can at least say I saw it", the car wreck nobody can look away from and an almost three hour beating
  10. I've openly questioned the man's boot choices before but he's not ashamed to hang one in aggy's or apparently anybody else's ass
  11. Hey if it makes sense to your tin foil hat it ain't a lie
  12. Well you see there's checkers and 3D chess. Keep enjoying checkers, aggy boy
  13. Also vigorously would Casey Wilson
  14. Very much this but nobody would kick her out of bed for eating saltines nowadays, assuming you could get her to eat one
  15. The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness
  16. Saw it last night and surprised that there search function didn't turn up a thread. June Squibb, Richard Roundtree, Parker Posey and Malcom McDowell are sheer greatness and the kid who plays her grandson is pretty good too. Google it if you're not familiar with the premise or better yet just go see it
  17. or he could pull a Celtics and go hang out in Miami for a few days
  18. If Irish beat the Aggies, they'll emerge as a top playoff contender, thanks in part to a favorable schedule that some SEC teams would envy Crap called and said Noter Dame's schedule is stinky and offensive
  19. When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken." I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
  20. In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night. Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
  21. Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
  22. ESPN broadcasts 24/7 when you could cover real sports news in about 30 minutes or an hour if it was big day. Gotta make some shit up to fill those other 23 - 23 1/2 hours
  23. A buddy of mine calls their colors vaginal blood fart and white
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